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really hot. great guns. good at footy. has all of the girls fawning over him.
"Check out number 34!"
"Look at those guns! He must be a Kallis!"
Kallis by bicepsaregreat September 3, 2017
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dirty hayden kallis 

when you love getting your balls stomped on by a 364 pounds beast of a women stabbing and pounding your cock with a hammer then you also love getting spit, shit and semen all over your eyes and then you fuck your girl with your broken cock while shes on her period then you pull your broken bloody cock out of her mushy puss then you drink her shit and piss and period blood
yoo hayden did tiffany give you that dirty hayden kallis last night?
Kalisse is a pretty girl with a great sense of humor she will do anything for her boyfriend just don't test her or she will turn into the devil .... She is loyal and freaky ...lol and she is the jealous type. she is goofy and she is smart .
Kalisse is one of a kind
Kalisse by Queen01 March 14, 2017
1. A kalli is an exquisite deep thinking woman that's honest. Too honest – often blunt. A kalli is always laughing and extremely intelligent, quick witted and skilled in sarcasm. Although kallis feel just as deep as they think, they avoid being vulnerable as they see it as a sign of weakness and would rather ninja chop you in the face than admit they have actual feelings.

2. Known descendant of Scythians, Amazon women and Spartan warriors

3. A rare, magical, mystical creature that only comes around once in a lifetime (also see definition unicorn)

4. The name Kalli is of Greek/ Spartan origin, and Kalli means " fairest, most beautiful, beautiful, lovely"
It's extremely rare to find a woman with all the characteristics of a kalli.

You better get you a kalli.
Kalli by KRae57 January 16, 2017

Kalliopi 

the most perfect, funny, beautiful, gorgeous, hilarious as fuck, best person on earth.
Kalliopi is the most trustworthy person ever. The best cousin ever.
Kalliopi is a person you could tell anything.
Kalliopi is a type of girl that hates watermelon.
Kalliopi is a girl that attracts all the guys.
Kalliopi also goes by the name of Kalli.
Kalliopi loves to swear.
Kalliopi is forgetful.
She is a great Bestfriend or sister.
She is popular.
She has a friend Lauren that is a bitch to her.
Kalliopi is someone you can't describe , because there is too much great and wonderful things about her.
Kalliopi is the best cousin I could ever have. :)
Kalliopi is the best person you could ever meet!

Kalaiselvan

An amazing boy who everyone loves he's very smart, cool and VERY funny he makes everyone crack up whenever he tells jokes he's one of the best people you will ever met.
Be grateful to meet a kalaiselvan
Kalaiselvan by Kittycat_ tac March 2, 2019

Kallista 

Kallista is a name meaning 'Most beautiful'.

Kallista's are all unique; rarely meeting someone else with the same name.
People who have this name tend to feel happy that they don't have the same name as anyone else that they know.
Kallista is said like Kal-lis-ta
I love the name Kallista, it is so unique!
Kallista by Poppyred94 June 11, 2011
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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