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A person who can look like a crackhead without actually coming in contact with crack cocaine itself
Person “does Kaleina do crack” friends “no she’s always like that it’s natural”
Kaleina by Conjunctivitis October 25, 2019
If you don't have a greek best friend in you life, go find yourself one.

shes a black haired, dark eyed greek that grows more hair then her dog ralph. Kalotina tends to have a spicy personality but has the biggest heart of us all. No need to test her loyalty because she will always have your back. She tends to be 4 ft and acts 6ft is most cases, and will never participate in any sports but netball. Kalotina will never go ice skating or roller skating otherwise she will be pushed around on her ass. Kalotina has a very bubbly personality that makes anyone comfortable talking with her, she is the most easy going, most caring person. Kalotina will always put a smile on your face no matter how upset or angry you are. Kalotina is not as innocent as she appears. Kalotina never gets involved in drama and will cut them psycho people from her life. Get yourself a bestie Kalotina.
'who's that?"
"oh thats just Kalotina"
kalotina by qasdebh May 20, 2021

Christopher Kalitin 

Tesla hat
Pants (always :( )
toes
Source of life is Elon Musk
Probably wants to marry elon musk and have tesla/human hybrid children and then seel them
Person 1: Hi Chris
Christopher Kalitin: 08Y083Y4083408TOU3Y0T348YT983Y948YELONISMYTRUELOVE85HIU5UHG5
Person 1: :confused:

Kaleina Hamie-Milie Bishop

Hahah a very very crazy girl
wow ur a dork kaleina hamie-milie bishop

kaleinani 

A VERY SEXYY MAMIII WHOO IS A BOTO MAG WHO HATES THESE 2 HOES AND FAKES CALLED K******* AND K**** . AND IS ALWAYS PAIRED W LUISSSS!!!! SHE LOVES FOOD BUT NOT AS MUCH AS LUISS AND LEENAA BY THE WAY LEENA IS HER BESST FRIENDD !!!! SHE LIKES TO DO THE FIGHT THE AIR CHALLENGE AND SO DOES LEENAA. SHE HAS a BUNNY NAMED BUN BUNS AND HAS 2 SIBLING. SHE ISS REALLY POPULAR IN SKUU AND HAS A LOT OF FRIENDS . SHE THINKS EVERYONE'S HATES HER , SHE SLAYSS YALL LIVES AND MUSICALLY TOOO . AND SHE'S VERYYY FUNNYYY AND RETARDED ONCE YOU GET TO KNOO KALEINANI THAT'S IT :)) PS. DFWH ;) UNLESS YOU LIKE SCRAP THEN HIT HER UPP
HOO DAMNN IT'S kaleinani SHE BE LIKING FINEE
kaleinani by kaleinani October 26, 2016

kalebinho 

a type of boy who has bulimia and suffers nothing for it, with a certain degree of masochism he masturbates thinking about pain
Ex: look at that guy, isn't he very kalebinho?
kalebinho by Significador March 18, 2020
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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