kaiser soze 

A legend about an Eastern European criminal who was once stuck between a rock and a hard place and he killed his wife and two children just to show his opponents that he meant business. Ever since then other criminals tell the story to their kids at night - rat on your pops, and kaiser soze will get you!

Rat on your pops, and kaiser soze will get you!

kaiser soze by Boyan September 11, 2006

kaiser soze 

A badass story teller from "The Usual Suspects."

Hungarian criminal who comes this <-> close to getting caught and then sticks his head up. Then *poof*
He's gone.

You saw Kaiser Soze? You saw the devil himself?

kaiser soze by Sonnybobiche January 27, 2004

kaiser soze 

References all criminals, or people who scare others very deeply. One may be unsure what this "Kaiser Soze" person is capable of. It is a good bet that the worst one can imagine is probably true, or close to what they are capable of. An unpredictably violent person. One who takes great pleasure or care in their violence and deception.

The character Kaiser Soze in the movie Usual Suspects.

kaiser soze by jana p May 8, 2006

Kaiser Soze 

a person who just ups and completely disappears suddenly from a relationship without warning, much like the character of the same name from the film "Usual Suspects" did after suppousedly committing a crime.

"we spent the whole weekend together and then he pulled a Kaiser Soze. haven't heard from him in 2 weeks. fucker"

Kaiser Soze by dirtystan August 8, 2006

kaiser soze 

a deeply traumatized male soul, consumed by helplessness, rage and an impulsive need for revenge and self destruction

after she left him he was so devastated that he started drinking and turned Kaiser Soze

kaiser soze by Aniretak October 26, 2007

Kaiser soze 

Mysterious charactor from The Usual Suspects.

****Spioler**** Kaiser soze is Kevin Spacey aka Verbal Kent.

Kaiser soze by Gumba Gumba February 22, 2004

Kaiser Soze 

A person that visits you in your prison cell late at night.. mysterious, dark and frightening, gives you an anal intrusion and disappears before daybreak.

The new fish got a Kaiser Soze two nights ago.. he hung himself this morning..

Kaiser Soze by Sir_Cruz October 5, 2006