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Doing nothing, Yet accomplishing menial routine tasks.
I am at the cottage kafutzing. Why don’t you come and kafutz with me.
Kafutz by 1SillyMonkey May 5, 2019
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In a small region of Germany, in the palatinate forest, „käftz“ stands for the asshole of a human being.

But in various hood slangs you can replace any other word which sounds a bit like „käftz“ oder „käftzen“ in every sentence you can imagine.
Hey Simon, please dont always show me your käftz when your drunk.

Hey Mum, our fridge is all empty. We really have to „einkäftz“ some stuff.

Last night we had a huge Käftzerei in the club with some cunts!
Käftz by Cirederf February 20, 2020
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Needs to learn from his mistakes and pick better girls. Often a republican.
That golfer is a Kautzer.
Kautzer by The Gossip Girl May 5, 2009
1) irreparably messed up, broken, unresolvable, fucked.

see: kaput

I didn't wear a condom when I fucked sally, she had a baby and my whole life went KAPUTZ!
kaputz by whowhatnow September 20, 2007

Sad Kautz 

Originated from David Katz. Our "dear" friend Kautz who unfortunately looks exactly like David. Is when someone says something that offends or hurts your feelings
In a galaxy far far away... virgins watched a completely made of nonsense film and created a religion. Civilization labelled them Betas! He felt like a Sad Kautz
Sad Kautz by Drhymen September 7, 2018
motherfucking sexy ass butch that fears no one and is always 100% . always straight savage
wow shes such a kautz , always a thug
kautz by emmaislife August 20, 2016

Le Nam Kautzner 

He is sexy and hot he is strong and pretty he’s the perfekt man for live people wish they were him
Le Nam Kautzner
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