Kadoink

The sound when you smack someone's head off a metal pole. Can be used as a threat.

Darren:"Steve, your head looks like a massive bean."
Steve:"If you keep chatting shit, I'll kadoink your head off that fucking pole".

by $trakk May 27, 2016

Kadoink

The sound when you smack someone's head on a metal pole. Can be used as a threat.

Darren: "Steve, your head looks like a massive bean."
Steve: "If you chat shit anymore I'll kadoink your head off that pole!"

by $trakk May 27, 2016

kadoonka

The sound a turd makes when it hits the water. Usually followed by the splash back of water into the anus.

Naval officer 1 : "I think North Korea just tested another long range ballistic missile!"
Naval officer 2 : "Nah that was just Freddy dropping a kadoonka off the port bow."

by GozUnlimited July 3, 2016

Kadonka Dankles

When kankles just can't cut it. If you see hooves, you will know.

Nothing can knock that bitch over, she's got some Kadonka Dankles supporting her ass!

by PaddingtonBearCoat October 24, 2014

kadonkadonk

As per Dave Chapelle, "kadonkadonk" refers to a woman's ample rear end, aka junk in da trunk.

Yo, check out her kadonakdonk

by T-Bag June 11, 2004

kadoonk

The sound your car tires make when you drive quickly over road reflectors

The kids fell asleep to the gentle kadoonk as we drove home...

by Kadoonk January 23, 2008

kadonkadonk head

an abnormally large head placed inbetween the shoulders, and on top of the neck of kim gram

i dont know how she be carrying that kadonkadonk head all day long...iss too big!

by moesha July 20, 2004