A small creature that resembles a camel found in some parts of Tajikistan. Not much is known about the kassssssomie except that it is about 3 feet tall and has 6 legs. It was discovered by Yliono Esrew, A Jaelic explorer in 1396. Only two other sightings are known and there are no picture. A spine and ribcage is the only evidence.
The Kassssssomie camel is found in deserts, eatingdate palms.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!