K(VMP) is a fictional character crucial to the understanding of the philosophy of the hardcore badass. K(VMP) derives from the words "OK", and "Vamp". The spirit of K(VMP) may be summoned when what is understood does not need to be discussed, but since there's nothing else to do you do so anyway. The rinse-repeat process entered at this point is known by the enlightened and musically inclined as "vamping", and is done in order to create new mysteries to assist English majors into fooling themselves that their theses are original works expressing concepts previously vacant from human minds. It is also worth noting that once the vamp is entered, all participants must cease to give a fuck about anything or they will fail to invoke the spirit.
Dude, that shit was getting so tedious, so we were just like K(VMP), and then before we knew it, it was done to the doner...
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!