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KOWFC is an acronym for "knock on wood, fingers crossed". While texting or communicating with others, it is often much easier to say KOWFC rather than typing out "knock on wood, fingers crossed". KOWFC is usually said so one does not jinx the results they are hoping for. Nahimsayin'?
I got some bets today, I hope they're winners! KOWFC
KOWFC by EeezNeeky March 5, 2014
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Tree drood of <Reforged>

Gained notoriety during his 2006 conflict with ex-GM Benias during the fabled Diurds Is For Healz debate. Kowchoo insisted that a druid's role in a raid should be limited to healing, despite learned discourse by Beni to the contrary. Subsequent review of Swiss' WWS parses did vindicate Kowchoo's view of the matter, despite counterarguement by Beni, who offered Sherard's numbers as evidence.
"WTF are you thinking? A druid can't tank! Druids are for heals."
-Kowchoo

Kowchoo by Lowpass February 4, 2009
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kowcatchan 

A small Cow that lives in the kitchen, normally in the fridge where food is easily accessible. Normally three inches in height and can jump up to a foot high.
The kowcatchan was free ranging in the fridge again.
kowcatchan by James Schmidt October 16, 2007

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
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Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026