"Knock on Wood" with a few extra letters for emphasis. A substitute that can be exclaimed when there is no wood to knock and someone is trying to jinx everything to shit.
Sports commentator: "Stephen Curry hasn't missed a free throw in 32 attempts."
Superstitious Golden State fan: "Jinxing bastards! KOMFW!"
Superstitious Golden State fan: "Jinxing bastards! KOMFW!"
by beastmode07 January 13, 2015
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