KOMFW 

"Knock on Wood" with a few extra letters for emphasis. A substitute that can be exclaimed when there is no wood to knock and someone is trying to jinx everything to shit.

Sports commentator: "Stephen Curry hasn't missed a free throw in 32 attempts."
Superstitious Golden State fan: "Jinxing bastards! KOMFW!"

KOMFW by beastmode07 January 13, 2015

Komf 

When you are too comfortable for any bullshit or fake shit.

Her : I can't believe you cheated on me, WHY? you ain't shit..
You : Bitch, I been too komf.

Komf by Major Leek September 8, 2019

Komfessional 

Komfessional music is an unpolished musical microgenre that sounds like an Instagram story that spread on the online audio distribution platform SoundCloud.

The artist is not in time to the tune, beat and s/he not rhyming, it's almost as if s/he’s really just thinking his or her lyrics out loud.

It' has become very trendy among young Haitian millenial singiers from the Kompa and Beat genre.

What I really about Komfessional music is, they are unpolished, short, quick, and popular.with young Haitians.

Komfessional by Negre Marron Records October 19, 2018

Komfyrion 

A superhero with powers from a kitchen stove. He uses heath and gas to defeat villains, and protects the city from evil plans. He also got the ability to fly, because of his powers.

The name comes from the Norwegian word "Komfyr", which means stove. The character of Komfyrion was developed from a player on Battle.net, specifically in a custom game called "Island Troll Tribes" He is smart, strong and always helps those around him.

"Oh no, Mr. Freeze is freezing the city!" -citizen 1

"We're all doomed! -citizen 2

"What's that up in the sky? It's... It's Komfyrion!" -citizen 1

"Don't worry, citizen. I will protect the city from Mr. Freeze. I can use the heath to my advantage, to stop his evil plans" -Komfyrion

"Freeze, Komfyrion!" -Mr.Freeze

Komfyrion by Xenos_220 April 8, 2010

Komfukked

The act of getting spam attacked by items (Primarily in a racing game, such as Mario Kart).

Dammit! I got komfukked.

Komfukked by Brayden456 February 19, 2026

bagslag i komfuret 

A danish term that means to get some action in the backend.

Person 1: Hey.

Person 2: Hey. What's up?

Person 1: Nothing, just feeling a bit frisky.
Person 2: Would you like some bagslag i komfuret?
Person 1: omg yes please!

bagslag i komfuret by KomfurSlayer October 26, 2017