Kill Myself 

The common quote said after one performs a blasphemous act, therefore embarassing him/her self.

George: Yo we're going the wrong way.. where's my house?

Non-Idiot: Your in it.

George: Oh god. Kill myself.

Kill Myself by Dr. Kremler May 9, 2009

Kill Myself 

An alternate way of saying "I don't like this situation!"

The same as Kill Me, which is usually never taken in a literal sense and only used to express the frustration of a current situation.

Teacher: You got a ten!
Student: Out of ten?
Teacher: Out of two-hundred!
Student: Kill myself!

Kill Myself by Tippytom May 26, 2007

kill myself 

something you shouldn’t do ☺️😘🤩😻💞✨💫🌞

mom said i shouldn’t kill myself, so as always i ignored her! 🥰

kill myself by human8819191981818188181 August 23, 2020

kill myself 

commit die

Bianca: I wanna fucking kill myself
Bella: WHy?
Bianca: because i read quackitysmut

Lisa: I read it every night
Ami: BITCH!?

kill myself by binac March 28, 2019

Kill myself music 

Heavy screaming music that you cannot understand. Tends to be music that is uplifting or telling a story...but screaming it at you.

"Hey what are you doing right now?"
"Oh I'm just listening to some kill myself music, whats up?"

Kill myself music by LoginiFettucini July 14, 2022

kill myself infront 

Meant to traumatize somebody;
Usually directed to someone that you despise.

If this bitch don't shut up I'll kill myself infront of them

kill myself infront by bubkk_ May 3, 2023

i want to fucking kill myself

When you're so done with life you turn your depression into humor. Sad-clown esqe.
"I will stop making depression jokes when depression stops making a joke out of me."

Person 1: "I want to fucking kill myself."
Person 2: "Same."
Person 3: "Mood."

i want to fucking kill myself by NekoKat May 28, 2021