An expression/idiom for when one is overly amused with ones own humor.
Zeus: "Hades, you should take it easy or you'll work yourself to death. Hahaha, get it? To death! Haha, I kill myself."

Comedian: "Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9. Haha, I kill myself sometimes."
by chausies July 10, 2021
No you are a beautiful amazing person and if anybody says anything different I will take advice from 13 reasons why, track them down and shove a broomstick up their ass and skate in my socks across the bloody tiled floor.
Nobody:
You: seaerches on urban dictionary "Should I kill myself?"
Me with no friends: Don't do it, I love you and if nobody gives a shit about you I do!
by Somekidinmedford August 11, 2019
A term Nigerians often use to justify their tiredness or hesitance to do more than they have already done. A phrase that has become a handy excuse for lazy people.

The phrase however, is the first portion of the refrain in a famous song by Timaya with the same name. The song insidiously grows on you, crawls into your ears and lays musical eggs in your brain.
Amaka: Seyi, will you attend tomorrow's meeting?
Seyi: No, i won't. I can't kill myself.
by Grumpy Ned January 4, 2020
Something that Sayori does when Monika messes around with her chr. file. It doesn't really matter since Monika's real and Sayori isn't.
Monika: messes around with sayori.chr
Sayori: My life is nothing! I serve zero purpose! I should kill myself... Now!
by Monika's Boyfriend March 29, 2022
1-800-273-8255

I've been there, it gets better. Don't give up on yourself :)
friend1| i want to kill myself.
friend2| :(
by destruction > improvement February 3, 2020