KEEGS 

keegs, sorry i mean joe, no i mean louis, lol idk. ANYWAY KEEGS IS COOL I GUESS HE A LITTLE DEP THO LOL UHHH JOE IS MY BF I LOVE HIM LOTS AND LOUIS IS MY BESTFRAND XXX. ANYWAY keegs = SM + HLMG (ask alden Campbell what this means lol)

Keegs is loverboy.
Joe is my boyfriend x.
Louis is my bestfriend.

KEEGS by alden11 February 14, 2021

keegs 

Sweet. Amazingly sweet. Richly overflowing with sweetness in general.

Guy 1: Did you see that run by Reggie Bush?
Guy 2: Yeah! It was totally keegs!
Guy 1: Indeed. I think he's overrated, though.
Guy 2: Get serious.

keegs by Chili Davis December 29, 2005

keegs 

Excellent, Superb, Sweet

"That pimp jacket is keegs! It's the tits!"

Person A - "Have you ever met that dude Hogie?"
Person B - "I certainly have, he's keegs!"
Person A - "No doubt"

keegs by Mark Gubicza December 30, 2005

keegs 

a major tool, a loser, a joke

1. Look at keegs over there in the pocket protector trying to get some run from the hot chicks.

2. Has that dude ever had a girlfriend? No, he's a keegs.

keegs by Ronny Mexico December 29, 2005

keegs

or keegsing keegsmaxxing
an idiots term for saying Kegels, the act of doing them at any rate. replaces the word to a friendlier alternative to kegels
which I'm sure every alpha generated kid is happy to start doing at a young age coinciding with abstinence

"Keegs" - noun/adverb replacement for kegels, -ing for active principle

some idiots on SA or 4chan started this stupid shit called keegs or keeging to be cool. now I keep seeing it stuck in my algos and its gonna be like 6-7 all over again.

keegs by elemao123 December 13, 2025

MC Keegs 

A legend in the making, MC Keegs is said to be the inspiration for rappers everywhere. It is said to finally reach enlightenment after listening to his new single, "I fucked that bitch."

His albums are said to give ear orgasms.

Dude why do you look so stoned?" "Duude I just listened to MC Keegs new album, "All over My Dick" its freakin sick

MC Keegs by Dharn it December 4, 2010

MC Keegs 

MC Keegs is the greatest of compliments. Being called this means you are an amazing rapper and an insanely strong man.
A synonym for MC Keegs is:

The Lean Mean Keegan Machine.
An upcoming underground rapper from compton, who with his debut singles, is about to make history. Critics foresee as MC Keegs as the pioneer of a new generation of rappers. MC Keegs is also a bodybuilder, even at such a young age.

Usually, this word is used as a description of THE MC Keegs. Other people referred by this name are impostors. This is the highest title that can be given to a rapper, and usually only after decades of training.

I fucked that bitch - MC Keegs
Ugly-MC Keegs
Debut Album: Mothafuckin' Hoes
Album 2: All over My Dick

MC Keegs by Host of 99.9, MC Keegs Live December 3, 2010