2 definitions by Ronny Mexico

keegs

a major tool, a loser, a joke

1. Look at keegs over there in the pocket protector trying to get some run from the hot chicks.

2. Has that dude ever had a girlfriend? No, he's a keegs.

by Ronny Mexico December 30, 2005

take a cruise

Go to the bathroom and take a shit.

I just ate Taco Bell, pull over at the next rest stop so I can take a cruise.

by Ronny Mexico June 23, 2016