K Road, a.k.a Karangahape Road: The place to go if you're in need of some desperate pleasure from a filthy whore.
Much like Great South Road at Hunters Corner. Where you need to keep your car doors locked if driving through the area around 2-3am... they'll try and jump in with you.
Sam: "Where's Richie tonight?"
Cameron: "I hear he's gone down to K Road. That's the only way that ugly mutha is ever gonna get laid"
K Road is a historic precinct in the Uptown of Auckland CBD. Short for Karangahape Road, K'Road boasts a lot of heritage bildings and arcades. One of the popular arcades is St. Kevins Arcade.
Although undergoing gentrification, this area is generally known as the red light district of Auckland.
a primary yet heightened male infatuation towards a female, which is often short lived. typically occurs in males aged 6-11 only. However during this time, the males have no idea this is only a Kroadh phase ; hence they may behave possessed, chant names and claim seeing visions of marriage as well.
not to be mistaken with 'crush', which may be harmless. Kroadh stems from a more sinister desire, rooted in south-east asian culture wherein stalking and obsessing over females is rampant in young boys.
''I had a huge Kroadh on her, but my baldfather cockblocked me''
''My kroadh for her isn't reducing, I've carved her name with a knife on my forearm''
''This kroadh of mine will be the death of me, I'm fully fucked!''