Skip to main content
The act of Anal sex (between either gender) that involves dipping/condiments/sauces, i.e. replacing anal lube with salsa.
Stacy’s Vagina was too large for a good Kūrlik, so a Kūrtat was much more enjoyable.
Kūrtat by PainfulSnare October 17, 2020
Urban Dictionary Merch

Kurtaism 

Kurtaism is a religion known for worshiping “Kurapika” ⛓🔴👄🔴⛓ We say “AKAKU🛐🛐⛓” as daily prayers. ✨✨✨
Person A: My religion is Kurtaism

Person B: Oh Akaku 🛐😔🙏
Kurtaism by Jadestorm846 October 29, 2020
Related Words

Kurtaism 

A religion solely based on Kurapika Kurtaism from Hunter x Hunter. He is our god and savior and must be praised. akaku akaku akaku moesakaru 🛐
Person A: “Hey did u do ur daily prayers? It’s part of our Kurtaism religion.”
Person B: “Omg I forgot I’ll go do it now.”
Person B: “akaku akaku akaku moesakaru 🛐 policemen swear to god 🛐”

Kurtaism 

A religion solely based on Kurapika, our god and savior. We must pray to him everyday. Akaku akaku akaku morsakaru.
“Hey did you pray to Kurapika today our god and savior? It’s part of our religion Kurtaism”
“Omg I forgot I’m gonna go do that right now.”
“akaku akaku akaku moesakaru 🛐 policemen swear to god 🛐”

Kurtaism 

A religion solely based on Kurapika, our god and savior. We must pray to him everyday. Akaku akaku akaku morsakaru.
“Hey did you pray to Kurapika today our god and savior? It’s part of our religion Kurtaism”
“Omg I forgot I’m gonna go do that right now.”
“akaku akaku akaku moesakaru 🛐 policemen swear to god 🛐”

Kurtaism 

This is a very powerful amazing religion completely dedicated to Kurapika. Kurapika is our one and only lord and savior. Many including myself have decided to dedicate from this point on our lives all to Kurapika. One of our common phrases that must be used on a daily basis is “AKAKU🛐”. I, WE, love Kurapika with all our hearts. Nothing can separate us and our loyalty to Kurapika. JOIN OUR RELIGION YOU WONT REGRET IT.
Person 1: Did you say your daily Akaku🛐’s and your daily prayers to Kurapika?
Person 2: Oh! How could I forget the most important part of my day and life! ⛓🛐AKAKU🛐AKAKU🛐POLICEMEN🛐SWEAR TO🛐MOESEKARU🛐⛓ 🛐Kurtaisms, 1:46: Never disrespect thy Kurapika, our one and only true savior.🛐⛓

Kurtaism 

Kurtaism is a very sacred Religion. We worship our one and only god Kurapika Kurta 😍 If you happen to stumble upon this religion please consider joining! Some things us Kurtaists like to do are , Sacrifice our souls to Kurapika, Worship to Kurapika, Bathroom Kurapika Shrines, Buy Chains , And the thing we love to do most is to fight with the Chrolloists. They are apart of a disgusting religion called Chrolloism. 🙄🛐⛓ ANYWAYS! May you Akaku Akaku Moesakaru! 💖
Hi ni moeru hitomi

Hokori takaki kanashimi wakare to deai no saki
Tada toki wa sugiyukedo nao kurikaesareru ayamachi
Shizuka ni katarikakeru senjin tachi no sakebi
Oto mo naku kodamasuru iki hisome toki wo matsu hana no you ni
Ishi wo tsugu mono ni takusareta rekishi no hikari to yami
Manazashi no uragawa ni himeta negai
Akaku akaku akaku moesakaru
Akashi kesshite kesshite tayasanu you ni
Kono ikari (1) yadoshita hi no hitomi ni chikaou

Sukuigataki kurushimi munen to chiru tamashii
Wakachiai tataeyou nao kedakaku nokoru kagayaki
Uchi ni himeta kanjou osaekirenu tekijou
Todokisou de todokanai yosete wa kaesu sazanami no you ni
Tsumibukaki mono ni kaserareta tsugunaikirenu mirai
Mune no oku fukaku kizamareta ketsui
Akaku akaku akaku moesakaru
Shisen kesshite kesshite sorasanu you ni
Kono inori yadoshita hi no hitomi wo towa ni

Chirabaru musuu no hitomi karamaru kumo no ito
Toutoki inochi no sukui no tame nara watashi no hate nado oshikunai

Atsuku atsuku atsuku moetagiru
Omoi kesshite kesshite asenu you ni
Akaku akaku akaku moesakaru
Akashi kesshite kesshite tayasanu you ni
Kono inori yadoshita hi no hitomi ni chikaou (Kurtaism Theme Song Lyrics 💖)
Kurtaism by Kurtaism Baptist October 30, 2020
More from Urban Dictionary

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
Next