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Someone you will never be able to be
There is only one and only Kálen
Kálen by Ndjdhxhx December 31, 2021
The strong silent type. He is quiet, shy and sometimes bashful around others. He is cute, sensitive and emotional when compared to other men. However, he is also has great physical strength even though he may be small in stature. Kalen has few physical fears. He is often the first to attempt something completely new or try to do what others have failed at before. Kalen is very artistic, even at a young age. He finds beauty in nature, enjoys being outdoors and loves animals.
1) Did you see Kalen's newest oil painting? Its wonderful.

2) Kalen could crawl months before his peers.
Kalen by WVHS1994 February 2, 2010
Most beautiful man ever. He is the official Jewish Pope and the best Jewish person to exist, and he's such a little goof ball!
"is that the Jewish Pope?"

"yes, thats Kalen the Jewish Pope"
Kalen by father vinnith May 6, 2022
Where to begin! Kalen will be the girl that only certain guys like but if your one of those guys then you are head over boots in love! She's got eyes like no other and her humor is just the best! She's shyish and quite but has a lot to say. She's got that smile like no other but she is hard to get!
Man Kalen so cute
KALEN by That one country boy October 22, 2013
the monster under your bed
oh my God look out for that Kalen!!!!!
Kalen by Kalen March 4, 2004
Kalen - one of the sexiest girls out there. The sexiness of a Kalen may sneak up on you unexpectedly, and once it does there is no escaping it. Kalen's tend to have wonderful personalities, a sense of humor that is dark and a little off beat, and eyes that can see right into your soul. A true Kalen is a rare creature, and must be treasured once she is found. Many men want a Kalen, but only a few are lucky enough to have her. Kalen's tend to be a tad on the shy side, but are always open to new ideas and experiences.In bed, Kalen's are fantastic and passionate lovers and need the same back, or they will leave. Other girls are intimated by Kalen's as well they should be.
Man, I'm so in love with Kalen, but she's with someone else.

Kalen is the one for me, but how can I win her heart?
Kalen by Matt Hiltonburg February 7, 2010
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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