Kalender

This term is commonly used for transactions of kale salads. The first ever recorded kale dealer is the manager of Telemechos Village Hotel in Dassia, Greece.

- "Hey man I could really use a Kale Salad right now..."
- "Yooo, Telemachos is a kalender! He can totally hook you up with that!"

by KingofDefinitions June 11, 2019

Kalender

a collection of dates in a choreographed geographical order on a page, except with a K rather then a C.

What is the date today? "I don't know, check the Kalender"

by zozann January 8, 2012