Kalender 

This term is commonly used for transactions of kale salads. The first ever recorded kale dealer is the manager of Telemechos Village Hotel in Dassia, Greece.

- "Hey man I could really use a Kale Salad right now..."
- "Yooo, Telemachos is a kalender! He can totally hook you up with that!"

Kalender by KingofDefinitions June 11, 2019

Kalender 

a collection of dates in a choreographed geographical order on a page, except with a K rather then a C.

What is the date today? "I don't know, check the Kalender"

Kalender by zozann January 8, 2012

Kalinderik 

Incredibly, insanely and super perfectly in love! More than perfect; made for eachother; soulmates; no other love like it; unconditional beautiful true real love!

M.D.G. & K.M.M. 6025! Those guys are super kalinderik!

Kalinderik by MDG & KMM September 24, 2006

kajenderblahblahja 

A word that ridicules ridiculously hard to say last names. Usually used instead of the last name because you can't pronounce it.

Guy 1: Is there a person going by the name of Genish ... Ka? How the fuck do you say this.

Guy 2: My name is Genish Kajenderahrahja

Guy 1: Yeah Kajenderblahblahja, you're next.

kajenderblahblahja by 54ty89wtf May 27, 2010

kalenedrael

a medicinal compond used for foot fungus

hey honey. you know where the kalenedrael is?

kalenedrael by reverendm August 23, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019