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A person with 1000+ hours on a game and still struggles to be the best, gets carried to high ranks with champions on smurfs with 3rd party accessories, although complains about people using it. Has never won a go4 doesnt leave his house and still is bad at video games.
Stop being a jynxzi and win a go4
jynxzi by Jynxzi October 30, 2020
Words you can keep
When you tug on your johnson and the johnson juice goes into your mouth.
Oh shit it went into my mouth. I jynxzi’d myself.
Jynxzi by JunkoBBC October 4, 2023
Jynxzi or Zach Reiland was born 2007 in the United States.

He is a famous Rainbow Six Siege Player & Streamer.

He is currently unemployed and lives out of his parents basement.
"Jynxzi" is such a good streamer
Jynxzi by AerickBacon December 5, 2023

Jynxzi's Johnson 

Jynxzi's Johnson is very small and it rises when he sees a r6 Gyatt like Iana's or Ying's
Also when he sees ''GOOD AIM!'' Or ''BEST CLIP OF THE DAY''

(Note: he also uses it for pack opening and calls it the ''Johnson Pack'')
Guys my Jynxzi's johnson is rising from this CLIP OF THE DAY

Dirty Jynxzi 

A Dirty Jynxzi is when a part time streamer decides to have fun in vape through his testicles, and all while he eats out another mans anus, while the man is sharting, both standing on a woman who is queefing.
Yeah I can't believe I saw Jacob pulling a Dirty Jynxzi with Jeremy!
Dirty Jynxzi by presismad February 20, 2024

The Jynxzi

When you shave your head and look like a egg and a fatass
Bro I look like The Jynxzi
a cancer surviving streamer that streams on tumblr and revived a game with his autism. His johnson is the smallest in the lands, he gets 0 bitches they are all guys and the only thing he does is play rainbow six seven while opening johnson packs hoping for a yaniger black ice that he will never get.
Jynxi likes dick in his ass
Jynxi by y u looking here August 28, 2023
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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