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Juventz is the definition of kindness, strength, smartness, pure heart, and light. Originally from the central America, Juventz is the personification of a body without any failure : strong, sexy, thick dick, nice ass and a wonderful smile. It's rare to meet a Juventz twice in your life so be sure to gave him what he deserve or he will disapear.
Juventz is like a sun.
I want to Juventz you.
Juventz by Julijah November 22, 2021
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Juventz is the definition of kindness, strength, smartness, pure heart and light. Originally from Central America, Juventz is the personification of a body without failures : strong, sexy, thick dick, nice ass and a wonderful smile.
It says that once every thousand year a Juventz appear to find his soulmate and illuminate this world.
Juventz stares at Ivan because he love him

Juventz arrived at the party and everybody start to pray him

Juventz never do any sports but he is still almost perfect
juventz by Alphonse El-ric November 22, 2021
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Greatest Italian football team ever and one of the bests in the world. Some of the great players to have played at Juventus include Paolo Rossi, Michel Platini, Roberto Baggio, Gianluca Vialli, Michael Laudrup and many others..

Juventus will kick Real Madrid's ass again this year!!
Juventus will kick Real Madrid's ass one more time this year!!
Juventus by Neo77 February 16, 2004

Juventino 

Sexy. Always smells and looks good. Knows how to make a woman happy in and out of the bedroom
Who's that sexy thing I see over there?
That man is a Juventino.
Juventino by Harrie Ant$$$$ September 26, 2019

Juventer 

(Active)member of the youth organization Juvente, an organization for solidarity and sobriety. The general juventer is open-minded, hug-loving, social, happy and just generally awesome.
At Juvente-gathering:
New person: comes in the door, nervous as hell, because he/she doesn't know anyone*
Juventer 1:Hi! I'm Juventer 1, who are you?
New person: New person
Juventer 1:Awesome! *hugs new person*
Juventer 2:Hi, Juventer 1! *hugs juventer 1*
Juventer 1: *introduces new person and juventer 2 to each other*
Juventer 2:*hugs new person*
Juventer by sisten December 12, 2007
A Serie B team that can't fill it's stadium and cheats by taking drugs and paying refs.
Moggi(ex-general direcror of Juventus) to Papresta: "How much for the Reggina game?"
juventus by Rajev September 27, 2006
Association of thiefs as seen recently in the newspapers. They've stolen the last few football titles and now deservedly they will be relegated to the third division.
Juvecettazioni: Italian people created this word using Juventus to mean "tapping the phone line to listen to people making dodgy dea"ls.
Juventus by Giovanni76 July 10, 2006
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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