Just a sec

The biggest lie ever told by Google

Google : just a sec

Time : Tf u mean

Just a sec by How bored r u September 1, 2021

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just a second

The longest time you'll ever have to wait.

(e.x.) I'll be out in just a second!
*comes out six years later*

just a second by RillianS April 9, 2015

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Just a second

An indeterminate amount of time between now and never where time is both not and of the essence.

Hana: Can I have your help with shoveling my car out of the snow, James?
James: Just a second and I will be right there I'm a little busy at the moment.
Hana: On second thought I'll just do it myself, thanks anyway.

Just a second by mastermrmiester July 3, 2019

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Just a second

A length of time, generally used by someone who is going to take much longer than one second.

Come on mom, you said just a second three hours ago.

Just a second by Foltzyboi isn’t dead November 30, 2020

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Just A Second

Something to hold off doing something for a couple of hours.

Just a second. I'll tell you how you can use this in a sentence later.

Just A Second by NoodleNukes January 30, 2025

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you just wasted a few seconds reading this

you just wasted a few seconds reading this by anonymous June 11, 2025

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stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

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