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Jurong West Secondary 

one of the more lifeless schools in Singapore the students here generally treat their school table as sleeping pillows and the xmms yps count as well as the school budget here is as low as the students attendance rate but the teachers here are mostly caring and dont really have any favourites except for tht one shitty eng cher cos the students r all shit anyways and also police visits are a monthly must for some reason even tho the gangsterism here is way toned down compared to boonlay secondary nearby
I want to go to Jurong West Secondary after my PSLE said no one ever

~Don't, just go to Westwood its far better and have livelier environment
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Jurong West Secondary School 

It is apparent that this is leading school in the entire of Singapore. This school is perhaps considered to be the most notorious from west to the east. The name itself is already claiming the entire Jurong West.

With the rising number of cases that cannot be mentioned, This school will be the next NUS amongst the secondary schools. Be prepared to go through rigorous security checks, metal detectors, IC Verification, Pat down by armed personnels by the gate every time you step foot in the school. Bag checks will be conducted every morning due to a previous case of a student bringing a Katana to school with ill intention.

- Most of the students here are well mannered, like many others, there are still trash to the school community. Introducing the Young Punks and Xiao meimeis. Everywhere you go, they will find ways initiate fights just like their primitive state. Some will even walk everywhere whilst imagining they have 100s of gangster behind their back. Next moment you whack them also their imagination gonzđź’€

If you want to have an early experience of Changi Prison, this should be your top pick for your next Secondary school journey.
eh you see that jurong west secondary school student? yesterday he whack me upside down until my mother didn’t recognise me:(
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