“Good Junk Up Front”
A Weiner, a wiener, a man in boxer briefs;
A picture of his package, an underwear tweet.
A sexual transgression, bare-chest sexting;
Doing it repeatedly with muscle pecs flexing.
"Inappropriate" liaisons, a malicious hack;
He then thought it over and he took it back.
Pun-laden comments, a media blitz;
Below-the-waist bulge, so hard to admit.
Secret conversations, all new technology;
A mistaken outlet for age-old male fantasy.
A “virtual” mess, choking back tears;
Damage to assess, been six in three years.
An uncertain future, more scandal to confront;
But voters can be certain Weiner has good junk up front.
A Weiner, a wiener, a man in boxer briefs;
A picture of his package, an underwear tweet.
A sexual transgression, bare-chest sexting;
Doing it repeatedly with muscle pecs flexing.
"Inappropriate" liaisons, a malicious hack;
He then thought it over and he took it back.
Pun-laden comments, a media blitz;
Below-the-waist bulge, so hard to admit.
Secret conversations, all new technology;
A mistaken outlet for age-old male fantasy.
A “virtual” mess, choking back tears;
Damage to assess, been six in three years.
An uncertain future, more scandal to confront;
But voters can be certain Weiner has good junk up front.
by Okto June 10, 2011
To screw up.
Greg tried to make dinner but he totally junked (it) up and burnt everything.
Dan junked up his elbow and shoulder learning to snowboard.
Dan junked up his elbow and shoulder learning to snowboard.
by skryblz March 26, 2009
by OH OH SHIZAM March 15, 2010
The gross over-modification of the face through either piercings, plastic surgery, tattooing, or some combination that completely changes the appearance.
She used to be such a beautiful model until she junked up her face with fake lips, plastic skin, and enough piercings to make a biker blush.
by Plasmaguy November 22, 2015