STDS, yeast infections, urinary infections, smelly pussy
(carlos) Damn Brian, after i fucked her, i could smell that shit on my finger the next day!

(brian) Shit man, she must have the junk funk!
by The Only Real Vicki October 23, 2005
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The distinct stench that smothers items from donation shops or consignment stores. Junk funk often is a smelly mixture of stale tobacco, mildew, animal dander, and other odors that accumulate in storage spaces or dirty places along with hair and unnamed "items" or stains. It's typically impossible to fully remove junk funk from the item which it inhabits.
Tom: Hey, check out this cool leather jacket I just got from Goodwill. Only six dollars.

Talula: Yep, and it wreaks of junk funk.
by Mistoffelees March 21, 2008
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1. Used to refer to something that is of little value.
2. Used to refer to an article of clothing that is cheap and nasty
3. A hip new way of saying slut
1. "That new pink CD is sooooooooo JUNK FUNK gurrrrrl"
2. "God, Charlene did you see that girl wearing a mid-riff, its looked so JUNK FUNK
3. Paris Hilton is SO JUNK FUNK
by Mitch Watt August 20, 2006
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The Manayunk junk-funk is defined as follows: After a humid summer night of bar hopping involving excessive drinking, extremely passionate intercourse takes place between a male and female whereby penetration of every oraphus occurs for approximatly three hours. Too drunk to comprehend the build up of various bodily fluids compounded by perfuse ball sweat, the male passes out and awakens in the late afternoon with a layer of taint cheese spanning from the tip of the phallus to the outer rim of the anus. A varation of the Manayunk junk-funk for the female is the "Manayunk trunk-funk."
"Sweet Jesus Bill, last night i pounded Suzy for hours and awoke to find a coating of the Manayunk junk-funk steaming from stem to stern..."
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A mixed drink. 1 part Hennessey, 1 part Bacardi 151, 1 part Smirnoff Twisted Green Apple, 1 part Red Bull. Its the shizzy!!
Last night we got crunk on the funk junk!!!
by josh January 15, 2005
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Taking a part roaches to make a bussa.
Roll dis Junk Funk real quick we boutta get smacked on dead dawgs
by Junk Funk May 17, 2021
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