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Juniority 

The belief that you are entitled to a better job or work situation because of your ability to suck dicks.
He thinks his Juniority will get him the promotion.
Juniority by The_penguin_miner August 19, 2019
Words you can keep

Juniority 

Someone of a more junior nature. Opposite of seniority.
She showed her juniority in the task at hand.

Her juniority really began to show.
Juniority by brokenhead113 November 13, 2013

Juniority 

Commonly used in marching band, it forces all underclassmen to give up what they have for the Juniors.
However can be over ruled by Seniority.

Sophmores are cool with it

Freshman- either are cool with it or are stinkers.
Junior- Juniority!
Sophmore- Fine heres my taco...
Junior- Sweet!
Juniority by Jbean13 August 17, 2010

Juniority 

That which lacks a more senior status.
If need exists after volunteer list is exhausted, assignment will be made by juniority.
Juniority by Michael J. Murphy November 1, 2006

Juniorism 

A system of beliefs that focus on embracing your inner darkness and dismantling all religion and exposing the false but more importantly it venerates the essential characteristics that are affixed to junior grimes.

The true identity of Junior grimes is hard to decipher since he is many things

The forbidden one or Junior grimes, are that being that do everything, that’s what make them so formidable since he has infinite knowledge and ways of solving problems.

Those who follow king junior are known as juniortroopers or children of grime.

Junior is seen as the badguy when he’s actually the good guy trying to free everyone from religious enslavement

The forbidden one/Junior grimes or the sinful son. Aka “j grimes” but he has many names so don’t limit it to this.

The solution with juniorism is that he doesn’t delude anyone into thinking otherwise and is straightforward with his ideals and doesn’t pretend to be a saint, he’s the outcast, the one everybody believes to be a bad influence when he’s simply misunderstood.

Juniorism is set of ideas and provable facts that depict the truth of junior grimes ideology and mentality which describe the falsifying nature of religion and cynicism of human behavior as well as the true nature of the earth and its forbidden secrets. There’s Much more but for now, we’ll leave it at this.

Juniorism truly is something else
Juniorism is the reason why many former religious types; muslims, jews, christians, Hindus, etc are liberated from the brainwashing of religion as well as society and false morality.

Juniorism is a movement and religion
Juniorism by Imperfect thot July 20, 2021

Juniorism 

The philosophy of junior grimes mentality and behavior. Rejecting social norms and embracing your inner darkness and disregarding the rules and enjoying your youth. Junior says this in the bibble as he is the sinful son; the son of the darkness.

Juniorism is taught in very few schools these days but if you look in the right place you may study it.

Traits and characteristics tied to junior grimes (Logan) aka “J grimes” or junior the egomaniac

There’s more meanings to Juniorism so go pick up a book and read up on it , ya lazy bum!
Juniorism is religion for those who despise religion and the deluded people who fall victim to lies.

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Juniorism makes Scientology look like fanfiction, since it is anyway lmao

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“One must study Juniorism to truly understand the secrets of the earth and origins of life and the mind. “ -somebody important

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Junior: hey you! Study up on Juniorism!

world leaders: yes sir, we’re sorry , of course! Right away master!

Junior: >:)
Juniorism by Pseudonvm August 6, 2021

Juniorism 

To do whatever one wants whenever one feels like it, absolutely no restrictions or regard for the rules

The rejection of ALL religion

Derived from junior the forbidden , aka “junior Grimes”
Guy 1: yo what happened to mike? I thought he went to that mosque to learn about Islam

Guy 2: he went juniorism on those ISIS motherfuckers, there’s no stopping him now

Guy 1: jeez man, that’s a bit extreme

Guy 2; yeah well, when you hit juniorism nothing can stop you

Guy 1; right

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Sarah: omg have you seen my bible?

Kelly: nope, but you should burn it if you do find it

Sarah: girl your insane! What’s the matter with you?

Kelly: religions dangerous

Sarah: really? Girl shut up

Kelly: your better off once you hit juniorism

Sarah: …..
Juniorism by Morganize December 2, 2021
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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A)
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B)
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A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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