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juniorboy

A nickname hawaiian locals call their Jr. sons. (same name as their fathers)

This nickname will often be used by all and will follow them well into manhood.
Eh Juniorboy go get me a beer.

Aunty-I wen see Juniorboy down the beach, alah, I thought he wen get himself a job already. (written in pidgeon english-local dialect)
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Juniorology

The study of junior grimes (junior the filthy child, junior J)

juniorology teaches uncultured peasants (like 99% of the population) how to live like J; free to do whatever we want and unhindered by stress and depression in order to achieve juniorosis, “the state of perfection” where one can do anything without being tied to ethics or morality.

juniorology is strongly tied to most branches of philosophy and also studies the mindset of J Grimes himself and why he is the most mentally aware yet the most at peace with himself and how that impacts the way ones life advances and what it could mean for ones goals and emotional state.

Junior grimes can be considered the pioneer as well as basis for this, one boy (of course he’s NO ORDINARY child as he’s LITERALLY The Forbidden One, but you get the point) became an ENTIRE systematic form of thinking as well as the transsexual cousin of empiricism if it raped rationalism whilst fingerbanging existentialism and put on nihilism as a false mask.

That’s about 1% of the definition of juniorology, not to be forgotten that it’s tied to Juniorism.

Everybody should attempt to study and understand juniorology atleast ONCE before they die.
Oxford professor: now class we return to our lesson on juniorology 101

Student 1: yawn*

Professor: oh you muthafucker *throws a book at said student*

Student 1: ouch! What the hell prof?
*cluches face*

Professor: there will be NOTHING but utmost respect to the study on juniorology now turn to page 666

Rest of the class: yes sir

Professor: alright then let’s begin shall we

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Juniorology is a tough subject to teach for how divisive and brutally honest it can be when exposed to pre indoctrinated pupils with a preconceived notion on what they assume to know and understand about the earth, life and morals as well as supernatural knowledge on life and death.

Neil deGrasse Tyson: Woah this mf spittin’

Stephen hawking: I agree

Juniorology: who dares to learn me?
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Juniorosis

A state one reaches when they experience junior grimes’ knowledge and will and allow it to manifest intro their mind and body, then that person has transcended a mindset and existence that not only frees of them of any past obstacles but gives them a more liberated outlook on life and removes unwanted morality from their path, hence giving them power over their destiny.....

Can have other meanings too depending on how mr grimes (j grimes) prefers to interpret it as he’s the ONE in charge ALWAYS

A term coined by junior grimes

Junior Grimes ©
EXAMPLE:

Monk: one does NOT achieve juniorosis until they have expelled all morality and ethics out the window BUT ONLY after burning their old self at the gyme, only then may it be possible to reach juniorosis..

Pupil: ohhhh, teach me!

Monk: goddamn it have you not been paying attention this whole time?!

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Juniorosis is a highly controversial and metaphysical yet mental state that can help one ascend through life without being bogged down by unnecessary weakness and heroics.

_________________

Girl 1; I will reach juniorosis

Girl 2: haha, good luck, your too goodie two shoes to even touch it lightly

Girl 1: what? I’m bad girl enough!

Girl 2: just stop lmao

Girl 1: shit I gotta get a hold of junior grimes ASAP!

“You gotta be determined to reach juniorosis”
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Juniorosis

A state one reaches when they experience junior grimes’ knowledge and will and allow it to manifest intro their mind and body, then that person has transcended a mindset and existence that not only frees of them of any past obstacles but gives them a more liberated outlook on life and removes unwanted morality from their path, hence giving them power over their destiny.....

Can have other meanings too depending on how mr grimes (j grimes) prefers to interpret it as he’s the ONE in charge ALWAYS

A term coined by junior grimes

Junior Grimes ©
EXAMPLE:

Monk: one does NOT achieve juniorosis until they have expelled all morality and ethics out the window BUT ONLY after burning their old self at the gyme, only then may it be possible to reach juniorosis..

Pupil: ohhhh, teach me!

Monk: goddamn it have you not been paying attention this whole time?!

___

Juniorosis is a highly controversial and metaphysical yet mental state that can help one ascend through life without being bogged down by unnecessary weakness and heroics.

_________________

Girl 1; I will reach juniorosis

Girl 2: haha, good luck, your too goodie two shoes to even touch it lightly

Girl 1: what? I’m bad girl enough!

Girl 2: just stop lmao

Girl 1: shit I gotta get a hold of junior grimes ASAP!

“You gotta be determined to reach juniorosis”
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Juniorosis

A state one reaches when they experience junior grimes’ knowledge and will and allow it to manifest intro their mind and body, then that person has transcended a mindset and existence that not only frees of them of any past obstacles but gives them a more liberated outlook on life and removes unwanted morality from their path, hence giving them power over their destiny.....

Can have other meanings too depending on how mr grimes (j grimes) prefers to interpret it as he’s the ONE in charge ALWAYS

A term coined by junior grimes

Junior Grimes ©
EXAMPLE:

Monk: one does NOT achieve juniorosis until they have expelled all morality and ethics out the window BUT ONLY after burning their old self at the gyme, only then may it be possible to reach juniorosis..

Pupil: ohhhh, teach me!

Monk: goddamn it have you not been paying attention this whole time?!

___

Juniorosis is a highly controversial and metaphysical yet mental state that can help one ascend through life without being bogged down by unnecessary weakness and heroics.

_________________

Girl 1; I will reach juniorosis

Girl 2: haha, good luck, your too goodie two shoes to even touch it lightly

Girl 1: what? I’m bad girl enough!

Girl 2: just stop lmao

Girl 1: shit I gotta get a hold of junior grimes ASAP!

“You gotta be determined to reach juniorosis”
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Juniorosis

A state one reaches when they experience junior grimes’ knowledge and will and allow it to manifest intro their mind and body, then that person has transcended a mindset and existence that not only frees of them of any past obstacles but gives them a more liberated outlook on life and removes unwanted morality from their path, hence giving them power over their destiny.....

Can have other meanings too depending on how mr grimes (j grimes) prefers to interpret it as he’s the ONE in charge ALWAYS

A term coined by junior grimes

Junior Grimes ©
Monk: one does NOT achieve juniorosis until they have expelled all morality and ethics out the window BUT ONLY after burning their old self at the gyme, only then may it be possible to reach juniorosis..

Pupil: ohhhh, teach me!

Monk: goddamn it have you not been paying attention this whole time?!

___

Juniorosis is a highly controversial and metaphysical yet mental state that can help one ascend through life without being bogged down by unnecessary weakness and heroics.

___________

Girl 1; I will reach juniorosis

Girl 2: haha, good luck, your too goodie two shoes to even touch it lightly

Girl 1: what? I’m bad girl enough!

Girl 2: just stop lmao

Girl 1: shit I gotta get a hold of junior grimes ASAP!

“You gotta be determined to reach juniorosis”
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Juniority

The belief that you are entitled to a better job or work situation because of your ability to suck dicks.
He thinks his Juniority will get him the promotion.
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