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Junior Mint 

Junior Mint is a term of endearment for the newly-minted, smart-as-a-whip, hand-raising, go-getters that are in the early stages of their careers and that no team/company/non-profit/group wants to be without. Junior Mints are rock stars and will likely PWN you one day.
Karin is hands-down the best Junior Mint I've met in Seattle!

Don't you have any Junior Mints that can whip this fuster cluck of an event into shape?
Junior Mint by SheShe66 June 24, 2009

junior mint 

something you dont want inside of your body during surgery
junior mint falls in guy's stomach
junior mint by theunknowndudeguy January 19, 2009

Junior Mint 

A younger man, usually well-off, who financially supports an older man (or woman) in exchange for sex and companionship. Derived from another confectionery-based term, it's the reverse of Sugar Daddy. The 'junior' refers to his youth; the mint part means money.
"I'm middle-aged, broke, and like them barely legal. I need a Junior Mint."
Junior Mint by Norttun September 2, 2009

junior mint 

The noise made when a girl wearing tight pants farts. It must be a squeaky fart to be a junior mint. Several of these episodes may be called a box of junior mints.
She cut a junior mint. That Cheryl sure likes to junior mint.
junior mint by Caexar January 8, 2007

Junior Mint 

A failed attempt by Tootsie Roll to crossbreed the lowest quality of chocolate combined with the worst type of mint, that is now used as a medical grade diuretic used to induce vomiting and to repel people with real taste buds.
Daniel: "Aw man, I think someone slipped something in my drink! Cody: "Don't you worry, I have a 'Junior Mint.' It should help you throw it up and completely drain your body of all liquids and blood alike."
Junior Mint by Quiterighticus July 26, 2019

junior mints 

Candy which is composed of a creamy, mint-flavored goo covered in solid chocolate.
Junior Mints kinda look like bird shit.
junior mints by Dok April 16, 2005
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