Costanza

An act of defication that is so strenuous it involves the removal of an article of clothing, especially the shirt.

After Thanksgiving I usually have a Costanza.

by Caexar January 07, 2007

Goose

A third wingman that questions everything that the you and your wingman might do i.e. hobbies, musical tastes, etc. Always one of pessimistic behavior.

I know this movie is good because Goose didn't like it.

by Caexar January 07, 2007

junior mint

The noise made when a girl wearing tight pants farts. It must be a squeaky fart to be a junior mint. Several of these episodes may be called a box of junior mints.

She cut a junior mint. That Cheryl sure likes to junior mint.

by Caexar January 07, 2007

freudian slip

A maneuver done during sex, where a man slips and goes into the wrong hole, the idea being that he really wanted the "wrong" hole so he pretended to slip into it.

Last night, the wife and I came back from the bar so drunk, I gave her the ol' freudian slip.

by Caexar February 07, 2007

hyper blumpkin

A blumpkin that involves diarrhea. Could lead to a chili dog.

After Taco Bell, I love a good hyper blumpkin.

by Caexar January 07, 2007

Iceman

A wingman that laughs at all of his own jokes even if they aren't funny.

If it weren't for Iceman's laughing, I wouldn't know he was joking.

by Caexar January 07, 2007

Polymerisian

Any person made with a synthetic polymer silicone skin with a rigid and jointed skeleton.

My new girlfriend is quiet but a lot of people claim that is a Polymerisian characteristic.

by Caexar August 21, 2011