Jungify

A more PC way of saying niggerrigged

The hinges on my laptop were broken, so i had to jungify the whole thing.

by finalmagi September 26, 2018

Judgify

(Pronounced Jud-ja-fy) A combination of "Judging" and "Justifying" used when someone appears to be very judgmental, and then tries to explain his judging so that it appears warranted.

Bro, you're just judgifying yourself to me, I will have none of that.

by Tinman43 October 27, 2010

juggify

Used when consuming large amounts of alcohol from plastic jugs in licensed venues.

Generally, the act of juggifying occurs when one wants to get as drunk as possible in the shortest time - as a result, 'juggify' is more appropriately used when there are at least 3 different types of alcohol and at least two unidentified mixers in the jug.

'It's Saturday night. Let's go somewhere and juggify - that way we'll get cheap drunk and have something convenient left over to throw up in'

'Have you seen the way Sammie juggifies??'

by Oody May 19, 2006

Junify

To turn any small, unnecessary thing into a large deal. It is a common symptom of the disease LBS (Little Bitch Syndrome).

Typically shown through overreacting, annoying behaviour, the "I am always right" mentality, and an incessant need to complain about every little thing in their life.

Friend 1: Want to come study at the library today?
Friend 2: Sure, let me shower and get my books.
Friend 3: Thanks for the invite.
Friend 1: I invited you, do you want to come?
Friend 3: No, I have a lot of blisters on my feet
Friend 1: Can you stop Junify-ing everything?

by LoopyEngineer February 3, 2018