(Pronounced Jud-ja-fy) A combination of "Judging" and "Justifying" used when someone appears to be very judgmental, and then tries to explain his judging so that it appears warranted.
Used when consuming large amounts of alcohol from plastic jugs in licensed venues.
Generally, the act of juggifying occurs when one wants to get as drunk as possible in the shortest time - as a result, 'juggify' is more appropriately used when there are at least 3 different types of alcohol and at least two unidentified mixers in the jug.
'It's Saturday night. Let's go somewhere and juggify - that way we'll get cheap drunk and have something convenient left over to throw up in'
To turn any small, unnecessary thing into a large deal. It is a common symptom of the disease LBS (Little Bitch Syndrome).
Typically shown through overreacting, annoying behaviour, the "I am always right" mentality, and an incessant need to complain about every little thing in their life.
Friend 1: Want to come study at the library today?
Friend 2: Sure, let me shower and get my books.
Friend 3: Thanks for the invite.
Friend 1: I invited you, do you want to come?
Friend 3: No, I have a lot of blisters on my feet
Friend 1: Can you stop Junify-ing everything?
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).