Jumping the gernade
Jumping the gernade by Grunt824 April 6, 2016
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jumping the grenade
An action performed by the wing man, this situation arises when the said wing man takes one for the team by hitting on the fat/ugly chick in order to help his buddy/buddies score with her hot friends, and therefore, sacrifices himself by jumping onto the grenade.
The pin is said to be removed from the grenade when one man goes in alone, and the grenade prevents further interaction with the hot chick(s). Therefore, the jumping of the grenade must be performed immediately before all soldiers are blown to smithereens.
The pin is said to be removed from the grenade when one man goes in alone, and the grenade prevents further interaction with the hot chick(s). Therefore, the jumping of the grenade must be performed immediately before all soldiers are blown to smithereens.
The hot chick's fat friend was successful in cock blocking me because by the time my wing man was jumping the grenade, his coverage was not sufficient enough to protect us from the explosion. Attempts in obtaining intel (phone number, email address, conversation, dancing, etc...) have been thwarted.
jumping the grenade by Daniel Druff April 28, 2006
jumping on the grenade
When a group of guys go to mack on a group of girls, the guy who jumps on the grenade is the guy who goes after the fat chick in the group to clear the way for his friends to go after the hot ones. Usually guys take turns
jumping on the grenade by mur11 July 29, 2006
jumping the plasma grenade
Similar to jumping the grenade whereby your wing man distracts the unattractive friend so you can hit on the attractive one, only in this case the unattractive friend is severely mentally and/or physically handicapped.
His wing man, valiantly jumping the plasma grenade, endured drool and stiff upper limbs so that he could chat up her caregiver.
jumping the plasma grenade by Yabadass June 12, 2013
Jumping on the grenade
A term used when a wingman takes the ugly girl interested in you, leaving you open to swoop in for her more attractive friend.
Me: Her friend is so hot, but the ugly girl is into me
Wingman: I'll take her off your hands so you can try the hot girl
Me: Thanks for jumping on the grenade, man. I owe you.
Wingman: I'll take her off your hands so you can try the hot girl
Me: Thanks for jumping on the grenade, man. I owe you.
Jumping on the grenade by Knowlton School ofArchitecture March 5, 2015