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Jumpstart 

When you’re girlfriend is not in the mood, you can jumpstart her by placing close pins on her nipples and grab your taser and zap her vagina to give her an electric shock like she’s never felt before
My girlfriend was almost asleep as I was really horny then. So I had to jumpstart her to get her into the mood
Jumpstart by DozenthPear8905 April 27, 2021

jumpstart 

Plugging your gas-wasting car into another car with cords so it will start with electric sex.
My car's sex-life is dead. It needs a jumpstart.
jumpstart by seanthebeloved January 25, 2011

jumpstart 

the act of inserting anal beads into a partners ass then pulling them out quickly to help increase there arousal.
she wasn't in the mood so I gave her a jumpstart
jumpstart by chrisyellowdog3 July 16, 2008

Jumpstart 

Lighting a Cigarette or Joint from the lit end of someone else's cigarette, because one does not possess a source of ignition such as a lighter or a box of matches.
Hey! Do you have a light?......Nah man!......Can I grab a jumpstart?
Jumpstart by Froud March 8, 2020

VH1 Jumpstart 

A television show on VH1 on weekday mornings. This show plays nothing but music videos that are becoming popular and even new upcoming bands. They play anything from rap to hip hop to Indie, to Pop, etc.
VH1 Jumpstart

Lady Gaga (Just dance/Poker face)
The Script (Man who can't be moved)
Jamie Foxx (Blame It)
The Fray
VH1 Jumpstart by oreo_lover May 28, 2009

Malibu Jumpstart

is getting a girl drunk with malibu rum then hitting her with a tazer gun until she is knocked out then fucking her.
Ive been laid 5 times tonight by using the malibu jumpstart.
More from Urban Dictionary
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026
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