JUMO 

1. Chinese for [troll]
2. Jewish [Mofo]
3. Junior Moscow Officer

The chance that Don. Jr did not walk these Jumos up to his father’s office on the 26th floor is zero.

JUMO by JustTrynaHelpOut January 3, 2018

Jumo 

Dominican expression for when you are extremely drunk

Diablo coño ese tipo tiene un maldito jumoo

Jumo by Jose el mejicano July 30, 2010

JUMO 

An alternate or mistranscription of the word, jamoke.

In Michael Wolff's book, "Fire & Fury," the author misquotes Steve Bannon as saying "Jumo" when he was trying to say "Jamoke," a dismissive early 20th century insult.

JUMO by Brooklyn Reader January 12, 2018

Jumo 

An offensive slur meant to be derogatory that is used universally to insult any person/s regardless their gender, race, nationality, etc. or be used as a substitute for any more specific slur allowing offender to intentionally disrespects someone while still not technically using an agreed-upon rude statement.

Anyone who would go to that place are nothing but a bunch of jumo

Those jumos are what is wrong with the world

Jumo by Omni963 January 4, 2018

JUMO 

adj.

1) A substitute for the word clutch
2) Something extremely good.
3) An act of total awesome-ness

"That game-winning homerun during of the 9th inning was JUMO!"

"Your new car looks JUMO!"

"That steak was JUMO!"

"The New York Yankees have more championships than any other team in sports history. That's freakin' JUMO!"

JUMO by tsebtsrow May 19, 2009

Jumo 

Jumo-is the Act of Jacking off well experiencing the munchies, Jacking off being "sexually pleasuring yourself either with your hands or a foreign object"and the munchies "being when you get hungry after smoking weed. Usually people will eat a lot of junk food."

she was so high...she started to Jumo in front of us!

Jumo by BAd maNA JAMMA February 2, 2010

jumo 

1. can be used to express extreme happiness, frustration, or surprise.

2. can also be used when in extremely deep thought.

1a. "JUMO! i won the poker match!"
2a. "i can't believe he ate my cheese! JUMO!"
3a. "how much did you get? JUMO!"

2b. "Jumo..... jumo.... hm..."

jumo by mischola c. March 15, 2005