Jumbo Jet

An extremely massive person.

"Her? She's a jumbo freakin' jet!"

by Caltag February 02, 2004

Jumbo jet

A name usually given to either a Boeing 747 or an Airbus A380, both large airliners.

The jumbo jet landed at the international airport.

by Delelelelelemariokart November 05, 2019

jumbo jet

A man with a large penis and massive testicles
A jumbo Jet refers to the fact that the owner of the afore-said jumbo sized tackle is able to force a correspondingly large amount of semen from it during ejaculation

slapper:
Fuckin ell that were a feller I had last night let me tell ya! That were a proper fuckin jumbo jet I ad flying into my terminal 5 last night

by stainesmassive April 05, 2008

Land a jumbo jet

A person whose eyes are so far apart that you can land a jumbo jet on her face.

Kate Moss has a face you can land a jumbo jet on, SJP has the nose in which to pull it up!

by Chode Slapper January 21, 2010

Crazy jumbo jet

Taking a big shit from the top of ladder and lading that jumbo turd on your boyfriends arse crack

Paul is so gay, his boyfriend loves landing his crazy jumbo jet on the runway

by Stinkers August 15, 2017

Jumbo jet time

7:47 on digital clock, as in Boeing 747 jumbo jet aeroplane

It's 7:47, that's jumbo jet time!

by CatTay April 02, 2020

Jumbo Jet

Something that is weekly flown into Waj's mum's head. This may be preformed before or after truck-bombing a kebab shop.

Barry: Give that special edd monkey's mother a jumbo jet to the skull!
Waj: Rubber dinghy rapids, bro!

Example 2:

Faisal has passed away due to being jumbo jetted by sheep.

by SoggyBoneSyndrome July 23, 2023