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jumbo jet 

A man with a large penis and massive testicles
A jumbo Jet refers to the fact that the owner of the afore-said jumbo sized tackle is able to force a correspondingly large amount of semen from it during ejaculation
slapper:
Fuckin ell that were a feller I had last night let me tell ya! That were a proper fuckin jumbo jet I ad flying into my terminal 5 last night
jumbo jet by stainesmassive April 5, 2008

Jumbo Jet 

"Her? She's a jumbo freakin' jet!"
Jumbo Jet by Caltag February 2, 2004

Jumbo Jet 

Something that is weekly flown into Waj's mum's head. This may be preformed before or after truck-bombing a kebab shop.
Barry: Give that special edd monkey's mother a jumbo jet to the skull!
Waj: Rubber dinghy rapids, bro!

Example 2:

Faisal has passed away due to being jumbo jetted by sheep.
Jumbo Jet by SoggyBoneSyndrome July 22, 2023

Jumbo jet time 

7:47 on digital clock, as in Boeing 747 jumbo jet aeroplane
It's 7:47, that's jumbo jet time!
Jumbo jet time by CatTay April 2, 2020

Land a jumbo jet 

A person whose eyes are so far apart that you can land a jumbo jet on her face.
Kate Moss has a face you can land a jumbo jet on, SJP has the nose in which to pull it up!
Land a jumbo jet by Chode Slapper January 21, 2010

Crazy jumbo jet

Taking a big shit from the top of ladder and lading that jumbo turd on your boyfriends arse crack
Paul is so gay, his boyfriend loves landing his crazy jumbo jet on the runway
Crazy jumbo jet by Stinkers August 15, 2017
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