Julien Solomita 

25 year old Youtube-Vlogger who is an all around incredible man with a passion for film, animals, orange juice with pulp, and his otter, Jenna. Solomita makes up 1/2 of a company called "Waffsicle". He partnered with friend Collin Duddy to produce an outstanding series called "Last Minute Trips" where the outgoing duo throw darts at a map, let followers vote where they should venture, and immediately begin their trip to said destination. He and his girlfriend have three dogs, two italian greyhounds (peach and kermit) and a chihuahua named marbles. Julien Solomita is an all around creative inspiration, and easily one of the most passionate people I've ever had the pleasure of watching. Dink dink.

When asked to describe my favorite person I'd say "Julien Solomita". What a dink.

Julien Solomita by C-DinkFam July 25, 2017

julien solomita 

Awesome vlogging youtuber who is currently dating Jenna Marbles. He co-hosts the Jenna&Julien podcast and has an Italian greyhound name Peach(nicknamed Paesh). He and Jenna live together with their dogs Peach, Kermit, and Mr. Marbles. The recent addition was their hamster named Ad. When he was a child he saved his family by putting out a fire that was started by a teapot on the stove.

Remember when Julien Solomita bragged about 20/20 vision? Yeah he needs glasses now.

julien solomita by Chrissnicc May 22, 2017

how many julie's 

Only one Julie for you!

Dude, how many Julie's?
Only one Julie for you!

how many julie's by SparklyUnicorn1 July 23, 2017

Juliet's Mother 

A reference to Lady Capulet (q.v. Shakespear's Romeo and Juliet), which just so sounds like some marketeer's name for some form of internal female contraception (q.v. dutch cap, cap)

"...you know I said I saw a really fit bird at work today? Well, it's no good, love, I just can't get her out of my head, so I've got a constant Japanese voting system. Pop Juliet's Mother in and let's see if we can't fuck this boner away...".

Juliet's Mother by Nefeco March 12, 2004

St Julian’s School Portugal 

A private school in Lisbon, Portugal made for the ultra rich. Everyone there acts like an angel to their parents but gets in an alcoholic coma every weekend or overdoses on drugs. The guys will cheat on you and the girls will give you head. Lovely place where becoming an Alumni is the goal.

Those kids from St Julian’s School Portugal only fuck up but manage to maintain an IB score higher than 40 at the same time.

St Julian’s School Portugal by icantwaittograduate November 10, 2020

Julien Santos 

A white boy who thinks he is lightskin.

Tom is being such a Julien santos

Julien Santos by WQDDQDQWDQWD February 6, 2018

Julien Stern 

Julien Stern is the most gay person on Earth. He lives in Romania and he's staying near girls because he tells them he is gay. His homies do not know this but they begin to suspect him because he si acting very SUS. He is trying to suck everyone's balls. 🧓

Pers. 1: Hey Julien wanna hang up after school?
Julien Stern: Nah bro I can't.

Pers. 1: Why?
Julien Stern: I have to doo some homework!
(He actually goes to a friend of him and let him fuck the hell out of him)

Julien Stern by NIBBA.123 November 27, 2021