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Juanita
Juanita is a beautiful girl. Who stands up for her friends. Helps others. And isn't afraid to talk back to mean people. She has a very kind heart. And will do anything to stop you from hurting her friends.
Juanita by itsherbestiefar February 14, 2019
Julianism
A type of communism where everyone is the same and this means EVERYONE! Every person looks the same, talks the same and does the same thing at the same time. Also everyone loves the same person which is called "Wladimir Putin". Individuality is non-existent.
Person A: I heard communism is back.
Person B: Yeah, but it's so extreme that people call it Julianism!
Person B: Yeah, but it's so extreme that people call it Julianism!
Julianism by Julianism5ever July 3, 2018
Jelani
This is for all the Jelani’s across the world....We experience embarrassment and aren’t comedians but stand up or stand out from the ones who conform and be like everyone else, our name means mighty in reality. Which is possibly why life is always throwing more rocks and blockades upon us when our feet are already planted into the ground. So don’t let anyone tell you can’t do shit I know I know times get rough and you may hate your name and become a stranger to the world and forget who you are, but stay connected to your true self have self love before any bitch catches ya balls at home plate ya feel me. Now be strong mighty mice the ride ain’t over, and trust me all those females who were looking at you will be throwing there panties once you realize your power. One time for the one time for the Jelani’s across the world
JELANI KING
Men that are irresistible to women. These men usually end up in relationships with multiple women that are happily aware of the other women. Usually the JELANI KING and the women all live in the same home. The women in a JELANI KING's life understand that it takes more than one woman to keep a JELANI KING happy, and that the JELANI KING has the ability to keep all of his women happy.
JELANI KING by JELANI KING FAN CLUB June 4, 2013
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