Jucks-off 

Chilling in a comfortable pose.

After a long day off work the man jucks-off in his couch with an ice cold beverage.

Jucks-off by Cherrick April 20, 2020

jacks off 

Also refer to jack off

jacks off by x January 31, 2003

Jucksoffan

When someone browses Tumblr and finds something hot and decides to hump a couch (preferably someone else's couch in their home) when other people are in the room, this phenomenon creates the jucksoffa (Hump couch in Swedish).

Elsa: What a nice picture I found on Tumblr! I'm getting horny from this. *Proceeds to hump the couch in front of everyone*
Everyone else in the room: Do you really need to do this right now Elsa?!

at a later date:

Don't sit on that couch it's jucksoffan! You might get infected with hump disease!

Jucksoffan by マックス May 28, 2022

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008