Jsoom

cool guy with big D and is better than armoor and alia

jsoom is better than armoor and alia because theyre gando

Jsoom by JassimF August 9, 2021

Joomby 

Found in many meat dishes, a small unchewable chunk of cartilage or connective tissue that is extremely tough and bouncy. Usually spat from the mouth with disgust.

Dude, yuck...I’m not eating that pie any more... i just got a joomby.

Joomby by Jelsey June 4, 2018

Joom

After yorkums took Jonny from Jack, he was filled with great grief and anger. He felt a great hatred for yorkums and sought to defeat it and find a way to revive Jonny. On one of his many journeys, he found himself before the great Filler God who offered him the chance to resurrect Jonny...but at a price. The Filler God forged a Forever Contract and had Jack sign it in blood. Jack, ignorantly, signed the contract without questioning the deity. The Filler God then revealed that it was all a ruse and that he had no intention of reviving Jonny at all. Instead, he intended to take Jack out of the picture for some unrevealed reason. Jack, desperately, asked the Filler God to show him mercy. The Filler God, in some sick, demented form of pity, turned Jack into a computer science teacher and forced him to teach high school students under the name Joom.

Jack: "Please show me mercy oh great Filler God!"
Filler God: "The only mercy you shall see is as the Joom."

Joom by emkay1 April 24, 2021

JSOMS 

Jus shitted on myself, just like LMFAO or ROFL but if something is funnier than that then you pretty much just shit on yourself so if something hella funny you put, JSOMS.

OMG, thats wayyyyy too funny, i think i JSOMS.

JSOMS by Nino Breezy March 24, 2010

jooms 

huge perfect tits

One day i heard some dude saying "joom" at a certain beat so i started looking around to see why he was saying that, it was because some ladies huge perfect tits were bouncing up and down everytime he said "joom".

DAMN check out those jooms on that chick!

jooms by junkywockeez April 16, 2010

JSOOI

JSOOI: "Just Snap Out Of It"

Term used by non-bipolar people who refer to one bipolar individual to "just snap out of it", during a manic episode or a severe mood swing. Almost or all the community of bipolar individuals hate this term. It's described as very hurtful, inappropriate, and very annoying as well. It's recomended to not use this term around one bipolar individual or AT a bipolar individual, since it becomes very irritating and can damage one's (bipolar individual) mood.

"Stop being so moody! JSOOI Just snap out of it!"

JSOOI by L545154984RJ May 26, 2009

joombie 

An aboriginal word for penis

Jon Lazari has a massive joombie

joombie by KEdan October 28, 2016