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After yorkums took Jonny from Jack, he was filled with great grief and anger. He felt a great hatred for yorkums and sought to defeat it and find a way to revive Jonny. On one of his many journeys, he found himself before the great Filler God who offered him the chance to resurrect Jonny...but at a price. The Filler God forged a Forever Contract and had Jack sign it in blood. Jack, ignorantly, signed the contract without questioning the deity. The Filler God then revealed that it was all a ruse and that he had no intention of reviving Jonny at all. Instead, he intended to take Jack out of the picture for some unrevealed reason. Jack, desperately, asked the Filler God to show him mercy. The Filler God, in some sick, demented form of pity, turned Jack into a computer science teacher and forced him to teach high school students under the name Joom.
JSOMS
Jus shitted on myself, just like LMFAO or ROFL but if something is funnier than that then you pretty much just shit on yourself so if something hella funny you put, JSOMS.
JSOMS by Nino Breezy March 24, 2010
jooms
huge perfect tits
One day i heard some dude saying "joom" at a certain beat so i started looking around to see why he was saying that, it was because some ladies huge perfect tits were bouncing up and down everytime he said "joom".
One day i heard some dude saying "joom" at a certain beat so i started looking around to see why he was saying that, it was because some ladies huge perfect tits were bouncing up and down everytime he said "joom".
jooms by junkywockeez April 16, 2010
JSOOI
JSOOI: "Just Snap Out Of It"
Term used by non-bipolar people who refer to one bipolar individual to "just snap out of it", during a manic episode or a severe mood swing. Almost or all the community of bipolar individuals hate this term. It's described as very hurtful, inappropriate, and very annoying as well. It's recomended to not use this term around one bipolar individual or AT a bipolar individual, since it becomes very irritating and can damage one's (bipolar individual) mood.
Term used by non-bipolar people who refer to one bipolar individual to "just snap out of it", during a manic episode or a severe mood swing. Almost or all the community of bipolar individuals hate this term. It's described as very hurtful, inappropriate, and very annoying as well. It's recomended to not use this term around one bipolar individual or AT a bipolar individual, since it becomes very irritating and can damage one's (bipolar individual) mood.
JSOOI by L545154984RJ May 26, 2009