Jozius 

A woman who has the tendency to create/write stories with 50% chance of finishing them, creating tons of characters. Yet also known to having unintentionally burning herself and hiding herself in her fridge and freaking out her grandparents. But has the best timing to come into a conversation at awkward or rather strange times.

Jozius you came at an awkward timing!

Jozius by yannymous December 9, 2012

jobius 

a wild pokemon that can not be caught and knows only one attack: Roar. when jobius grows to level 36 Roar evolves into the more powerful attack Epic Roar

Game Narrator - "A wild Jobius appeared, it used ROAR!"

Game Narrator - "A wild Jobius appeared, it used EPIC ROAR!"

Ash - wow that's a very strong wild Jobius, it must be over level 36! With its Epic Roar attack i'm sure it could defeat all of my Pokemon with one move, especially that pussy bitch, pikachu!

jobius by jobiusroar19 December 5, 2010

boppus de jobius

The latin route for getting a bopjob. Used to describe a nice chick sucking or slobbing on your meat.

"I was getting a sweet boppus de jobius in the trabant center the other day."
"The Greek philospher Plato explained the pleasures of boppus de jobius to his scholars."
"I got a boppus de jobius at gore hall during a lecture class."

boppus de jobius by nickandtj October 4, 2006

Jonius

Someone who has a wide knowledge of the Jonas Brothers

"Nick Jonas' starbucks addiction is Green Tea Frappuccino's"
"Wow Helen you are a Jonius"

Jonius by Sami11 September 28, 2009

Jorius

The sorta guy who’s name is just slightly different enough, to make it so unique, even urban dictionary hasn’t defined it yet.

Have you heard back from Jorius? The heck is a Jorius?

Jorius by Jorius T. November 22, 2021