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Game Journalist 

Someone who has never played an actual video game before and calls anything too engaging "the new Dark Souls"; Another way of telling someone "You fucking suck at video games."

See also - filthy casual
Wait, you couldn't get past the tutorial level? What are you, a Game Journalist?
Game Journalist by DimDongDun November 1, 2017
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Jourdel, a man who loves sunflower seeds and will not give them up for the world. Jourdel is most likely to be kind funny, and post memes on a account called Sandusky. If you have a jourdel in your life don’t take them for granted and they will always have feelings for those they care most about.
“I really want to date that Jourdel. “That jourdel is so kind”.
jourdel by Sexybeast545 February 27, 2018

John and Charlie's Journey 

John and Charlie's Journey, aka John Junior, is a British rapper, songwriter, and mental health, campaigner.
Have you heard that new song from John and Charlie's Journey? It's crazy good.
That Jornky looking real funky.
Jornky by LogantheChicken August 27, 2021

Underpants journalist 

A journalist who writes about and/or dressed in their underpants. Often referring to bloggers or freelancers who work from home/their parents' basement.
"TMZ may have broken the 'Michael Jackson is dead' story, but they're still a bunch of underpants journalists."
Happy yourself in any situation or predicament
We have no money to show but yet we jorngolo.
Life is too short so make we jorngolo.
Jorngolo by Kojo Prime October 17, 2018