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Journi is a wonderful girl that anyone wants to spend their time with. If you are with a Journi your future is very bright. She is a great person who is very beautiful! Her hugs are like heaven and her kisses are like she’s a goddess! Get yourself a Journi because she is one of a kind.
Journi’s lips are so soft. I just want to kiss her again.
The type of guy you just want to sit on his face
I don't know why but can I sit on your face journi
journi by Gone and forgotten February 6, 2017

journi and Kingston 

journi and Kingston is a one of a kind couple . They joke a lot , play fight a lot (but Kingston never fights journi and gets abused ) ,they wil last forever and ever .
have u heard of journi and Kingston ??
journi and Kingston by Dontaskk November 20, 2023

journi Arielle Gaines

Journi Arielle Gaines : Journi is a very smart ,Brave , and loving girl .She loves her family , friends , And animals . She also loves when she is treated like a person that matters .
You know how Journi Arielle Gaines is a loving nd caring person she dates this boy that treats her like someone .

EVAN AND JOURNI

Evan and Journi are the badest couples in the world. but journi could leave even anytime
evan and journi if the fines couple in the world
EVAN AND JOURNI by Jaylowlow March 25, 2023

Game Journalist 

Someone who has never played an actual video game before and calls anything too engaging "the new Dark Souls"; Another way of telling someone "You fucking suck at video games."

See also - filthy casual
Wait, you couldn't get past the tutorial level? What are you, a Game Journalist?
Game Journalist by DimDongDun November 1, 2017
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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