journ

The shortened version of journey. Instead of saying "that's so far," you could say "that's a journ."

Man, walking all the way to the party would be a journ. Let's get a ride.

far journ journey adventure trip walk drive voyage

by xXxlove420xXx October 4, 2009

Game Journalist

Someone who has never played an actual video game before and calls anything too engaging "the new Dark Souls"; Another way of telling someone "You fucking suck at video games."

See also - filthy casual

Wait, you couldn't get past the tutorial level? What are you, a Game Journalist?

by DimDongDun November 1, 2017

jourdel

Jourdel, a man who loves sunflower seeds and will not give them up for the world. Jourdel is most likely to be kind funny, and post memes on a account called Sandusky. If you have a jourdel in your life don’t take them for granted and they will always have feelings for those they care most about.

“I really want to date that Jourdel. “That jourdel is so kind”.

by Sexybeast545 February 27, 2018

John and Charlie's Journey

John and Charlie's Journey, aka John Junior, is a British rapper, songwriter, and mental health, campaigner.

Have you heard that new song from John and Charlie's Journey? It's crazy good.

by John Junior 1 October 1, 2020

Jornky

Dog cooking an omelette.

That Jornky looking real funky.

by LogantheChicken August 27, 2021

Underpants journalist

A journalist who writes about and/or dressed in their underpants. Often referring to bloggers or freelancers who work from home/their parents' basement.

"TMZ may have broken the 'Michael Jackson is dead' story, but they're still a bunch of underpants journalists."

by Stable of Crayons July 21, 2009

Jorngolo

Happy yourself in any situation or predicament

We have no money to show but yet we jorngolo.
Life is too short so make we jorngolo.

by Kojo Prime October 17, 2018