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Jossette 

Jossette is VERY FRIENDLY! Easy to talk to. Loves food and guys. Adventureous, Hilarious, and Random. Can say some stupid stuff at times but you love it. Doesnt like to be mean. Always happy and energetic but if sad you should comfort. Has a BIG ass. One of the most GORGEOUS girls on Earth. Has a great body. Has many friends. Has great style! Is the PERFECT girlfriend or best friend. You can tell her anything! I down for her shit. Doesnt like to fight but if she has to, she will. Will always have your back. If you find a Jossette, then you are very lucky because there are not many.
Guy 1- man i think i like Jossette
Guy 2- really? Cause i do too!
Jossette by Ipwidldveudloa January 4, 2012

Jossette 

A very nice girl. VERY friendly and easy to talk to. VERY GORGEOUS!!! The perfect girlfriend or best friend. Knows how to make you laugh. Knows how to dress. Loves food and guys! Very energetic and loves to have a fun time. Has lots of friends. Has a big ass! Very loud. Has the perfect body.
Guy 1- man is that Jossette?
Guy 2- yeah, shes perfect!

Guy 1- she's mine!
Jossette by Porwtilo January 4, 2012
A name of a girl which means friendly..............................................................................................................extremely awesome,cool,unique and very very special and has a thousand of personalities...Could have a great body figure

Someone determined that she can do everything the way she likes it...
Cristiann: Hey man, is that Josette?

Popi: Yup, she's awesome

Cristiann: She's kinda my best friend

Popi: In your dreams, i kinda like her

Cristiann: Yeah, me too, she's a nice friend
Josette by Mrs.Bookworm :) December 15, 2009

josetteing 

Arriving at place or event very late. Having no concept of time.
Friend 1: Hey where is James? He's late and the movie is about to start.

Friend 2: yeah he's josetteing again
josetteing by tiredcoffee January 21, 2010

josette abcede

rou: hey whos josette abcede

imrane: shes this short girl i know

rou: oh shes like my bestfriend but i didnt know she was short now i dont wanna be friends with her s m h

imrane: ok
josette abcede by imranethegoat January 28, 2022
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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