Josilein
Josilein by JosolikesMelina November 14, 2020
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josiline
Josiline is a short, funny, and weird girl. She can nake even the most emotionless person laugh. She has lots of friends and is very smart. Sometime she can be full of cringe!!!! Shes super popular!
Friend: im not feeling well...
Josiline: Im coming over with a bucket of ice cream and "The Notebook"
Friend: Omg I love you Josy!
Josiline: Im coming over with a bucket of ice cream and "The Notebook"
Friend: Omg I love you Josy!
josilen
Josilen is a caring sweet person. Who always will be there for you! Josilen is a beautiful female, her eyes mesmerizing. Josilen puts a smile on her face every day for others. If you know a Josilen, let her know that you care about her, she very much appreciates it!
Is that Josilen?
Yes! Isn’t she beautiful
I heard she’s putting on a fake smile.
Yeah that’s sad
It’s a beautiful smile though.
Yes! Isn’t she beautiful
I heard she’s putting on a fake smile.
Yeah that’s sad
It’s a beautiful smile though.
josilen by Hi I’m dumb and November 4, 2020
josilin
A female who love razor blades, hairbrushes, and smells like Coosbay and burnt pubes. Her dream is to suck Barack Obamas left nut.
josilin by KrUsTyCrAbS37//>,< January 12, 2018
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