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josiesexual
josiesexual by Josie simp 😏 December 30, 2020
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Josiest • Josie Stamey • Josie Storer • josieshottgf • Josiesexual • josiesires • Josietrain • Jomiester • Joshiest • josieatsocks
Josiesexual
Josiesexual by Josie simp 😏 December 29, 2020
josiesluver
Josieluver is a great and so fcking talented editor. She loves Josie and Hosie. She also loves Lara aka mebekah ig 🙄. She is so good with capcut and is such an creative and helpful editor. Cloddaugh is one of the sweetest and most fun ppl to talk to. Love watching your content so much <333
josiesluver is one of the best editors right? Yes josiesluver is one of the most talented editors ever
josiesluver by mebekah April 19, 2022
josieatsocks
josie is the best person in the world. she and her very dumb friend have a joke about it. her name is johnsieatsocks.
josie is the best and the mvp in the world
i love josie
josie is the best and the mvp in the world
i love josie
josieatsocks by chasnluver May 1, 2023
Jomiester
To be a person who would rather go watch all the Twilight's than to listen to Mac Miller, J Cole, Easy E, Tupac, or Sam Adams.
Person 1: Hey bro do you want to go to tonights concert with me? There will be alot of drunk girls to bust your nut on.
Person 2: I don't know man who's performing?
Person 1: Mac Miller, J Cole, Easy E, Tupac, and Sam Adams plus I heard Snoop Dogg is bringing the narcotics.
Person 2: Naaaah I'd rather go watch Twilight.
Person 3: Don't be a f**cking Jomiester.
Person 2: I don't know man who's performing?
Person 1: Mac Miller, J Cole, Easy E, Tupac, and Sam Adams plus I heard Snoop Dogg is bringing the narcotics.
Person 2: Naaaah I'd rather go watch Twilight.
Person 3: Don't be a f**cking Jomiester.
Jomiester by TheHappyChemical November 27, 2011
josies cat
“josies cat” is the same thing as “but namjoon”. when something happens in a group chat/ kpop stan twitter, people will say “but josies cat” to change the topic quickly.
y: “x why are you following donald trump??”
x : “im pretty sure im not following josies cat.”
y: “ what does this mean?”
x: “ well have you seen josies cat? it looks very weird.”
x : “im pretty sure im not following josies cat.”
y: “ what does this mean?”
x: “ well have you seen josies cat? it looks very weird.”
josies cat by hanvu April 2, 2018
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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