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One of the kindest people you will ever meet. Very very lovely and funny and will make you laugh and feel a hundred times better. She is the meme queen. Also very soft and gentle. Absolutely amazing at anything film related. People named Josien tend to love anything related to Oscar Wilde. Is the kind of person you meet and hope you get to stay friends forever. Just an incredible human being.
Josien is amazing and I love her.
Josien by olivelouie November 28, 2016
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josiesexual 

Someone who is sexually attracted to Josie Saltzman and Simps over her
Omg Hope was having sex dreams about Josie, she has too be Josiesexual
josiesexual by Josie simp 😏 December 30, 2020
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Small talk. Clowning around. Having convo. Believe it’s Nola slang
I’ll be josin you today
Josin by Sickwitdafashion June 5, 2018
Bright, fun loving, crazy, and absolutely hilarious are just some of the things that describe Josie. She's fun to be around and is the light of the party. She brings out the best in everyone in ever situation.

Josie doesn't really like to admit she's wrong, but that's just a minor personality aspect that is left behind and forgotten.

Josie is like a magnet- she attracts people to her with just a flash of her smile or her kind laugh. She's beautiful on the inside, though she doesn't know it.
Josie's BFF: I wish he would notice me, just like everyone notices you, Josie!
Josie: Wait a second. I can handle this.
Guy 1: Hey Josie!
Josie: Hi! Hey, do you see that girl over there? My BFF
Guy 1: Yeah...
Josie: Don't you think she's pretty?
Guy 1: Well yeah, actually she's more than pretty, I um...
Josie: Go talk to her
LATER: Josie: There you go!
Josie's BFF: You're such a Josie. Thanks.
Josie by SashaDaDragon May 25, 2017
In modern society, it is almost impossible to find a man who is sexy, intelligent, and kind. Researchers have searched far and wide to seek for the existence of such a man. Researchers has classified this rare breed as unicorns, but the public simply calls them Josen.
Girl 1 in UK: Did you know there was a rumour that a man can be hot, caring and smart?!
Girl 2 in UK: That's impossible... no man can contain those three attributes..
Girl 3 in UK: I read in a chatroom that there exists a Josen in Canada.
Girl 2 in UK: I already bought the plane ticket, let's find him.
Josen by fantasticAaron March 30, 2017
Will love you forever if you bring her food and/or play with her hair
Message From Josie:

😘😘😊😘😘😘
Josie by ZammmTruth May 21, 2016
Jolien is the kindest woman you will ever meet. Jolien is nice to every single person that she meets. Jolien is extremely devoted. She is wise beyond her years. Jolien is an amazing best friend and sister.
Jolien is an amazing friend.
Jolien by Yellow Rose of Texas February 8, 2020
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