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Joshphine 

Joshphine is a really short girl but her intelligence makes up for it! She is slightly aggressive, and could be violent if you annoy her. Over all she is a great friend and the BEST bestie.
person 1: See thats my best friend Joshphine
person 2: Aww you're so lucky!
Joshphine by Mcdummies May 4, 2022
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Josephine Langford 

these two words can be used to describe the woman of your dreams. she's stunning,funny,smart and she basically has the whole package. if you get to breathe the same air with her, you're the luckiest mf on earth and that's on .
-Aye mate how was the girl you went out with last night?
-She was peng.
-Oh was she Josephine Langford?
-Tf if she was, you think I'd be here with you rn??

Josephine Langford 

The word Josephine Langford is synonymous to being Perfect inside out. Josephine Langford is a literal goddess. She's an unproblematic Queen, who deserves the whole world. She's beautiful, inspirational, powerful, talented and intelligent. So in a few words: She is the woman of many people's dreams. She belongs to NO ONE and is her OWN person.
Santa, can I have Josephine Langford for Christmas this year?
Santa: No. JL is out of everyone's league.
Josephine Langford by A Josexual November 17, 2020

Josephine langford 

Simply a fucking goddes. We dont even deserve that angel. A fucking queen and the humblest person being. She deserves the world . Bitches i'm josexual. That's it.

Josephine 

She is such an lovely girl, who’s always mistakenly called mean. She is genuine, trust worthy and so down to earth but still speaks her mind when she needs to. She is not only incredibly smart but also has an dope sense of humour. This girl is sassy, sexy and beautiful from the inside out. And not to forget a hopeless romantic.

Josephine is a keeper.
Person 1: You see this Girl bruv? She is amazing.

Person 2: Thought the same, imma wife her!
Person 3: Yoo that’s Josephine. She a keeper, keeper!
Josephine by Anotherone1 October 19, 2019

Josephine 

A incredibly smart and funny person with anger issues. Also extremely pretty
I love that Josephine girl

Josephine 

One of the best people to have in your life she means the world to pablo and she’s the most trustworthy person ever she’s always Their when you need someone she’s beautiful stunning and amazing her smile is just amazing and everything about her is just perfect
Damn look that’s my homie Josephine she’s better then your lame ass
Josephine by Pablomaldonado26 December 11, 2017
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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