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Josh eroding his mapping Macbook, but without the s,h,r,o,d,i,n,g,p,c and b 

A: Hey, remember when Steve Jobs almost died of Ligma and met Joe?
B: Who's Joe?
A: Josh eroding his mapping Macbook, but without the s,h,r,o,d,i,n,g,p,c and b

Josh Paskvan 

when a girl smokes weed then holds it in & give u a bj
My girl just gave me a Josh Paskvan last night.
Josh Paskvan by gary jones 5 September 10, 2011

Josh pecking 

When you dont invite your best friend to your wedding
Weve been best friends for years but you started josh pecking me WELL FUCK YOU MINNIE YOU STUPID JAP CUNT
Josh pecking by D1ckypr0state June 30, 2017

josh peterson 

literally the sweetest, cutest, funniest, and most amazing person ever! if you are lucky enough to date a josh, make sure you are good to him cause you'll never find anyone else like him. he loves to play jokes and just mess around. he's always up to something, good or bad, but he's the best. he can be shallow at times, but he only wants the best for you. he can make anyone smile at any time. i love you josh! <3
you need to get yourself a josh peterson!
ya! i do need a josh peterson!
josh peterson by Ice butch February 25, 2018

Josh Peck 

The kid who uset to be play the fat kid out of 'Drake & Josh'. Now he's thin, but seems a bit shy and out of it. He's probably got issues with food.
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josh pickus 

Def 1.: The Hotest, Sexiest Beast ever to live on the planet. Def 2.: Josh pickus has a M4a1 Carbine which he will use to fend off the zombie rebellion in 2012.
Josh Pickus" You zombies better get back to your zombie planet before i blast you to kingdom come with my M4A1 Carbine* Josh has two girls in his arms*

Zombie" Your right we should have listened to you because of your epic sexy body"
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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