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Josh’s, specially someone named Josh Hayes has a big dick.
Omg josh Hayes has a Josh H
Josh H by Bedum7 May 26, 2019

Josh eroding his mapping Macbook, but without the s,h,r,o,d,i,n,g,p,c and b 

A: Hey, remember when Steve Jobs almost died of Ligma and met Joe?
B: Who's Joe?
A: Josh eroding his mapping Macbook, but without the s,h,r,o,d,i,n,g,p,c and b

Josh Homme 

Josh Homme, is the 6'4 ginger giant and the most under-rated genious of this day and age, some would even go as far as calling him the new, back to roots, ZAPPA!!! He's from Palm Desert has done Desert Sessions, is a founding member of Kyuss, Drums for the Eagles of Death Metal, is in the 5:15ER's, and is the frontman and lead guitarist of QUEENS OF THE STONE AGE!!!

He is a the most original guitarist in todays music and the only person who could possibly come close to matching him would be Jack White. With a keen sense of rhythmn he combines great bluesy like licks with rigid riffs to make some of the most original music known to man. He is also very secretive about his gear, as it gives him his tone, which would be described as a warm, droning, slightly washed out, sustain filled,rock n' roll goodness.

He is also the man of Brody Dalle.
When I saw Josh Homme playin' that Ovation GP my wannabee ass just had to get one!!!

How do I get that awesome tone you ask!?
Well.........

ANCIENT CHINESE SECRET!!!!
Josh Homme by Swifty Cumberdale July 14, 2006

josh hales 

A person resembling the typical brown chess player sharing characteristics with a donkey such as extreme stubbornness. A Josh Hales usually will own very sexual clothing such as a man thong and have high levels of leg hair. A Josh Hales is usually part of a secret government agency and fights crime on a regular basis. The key thing to remember about A Josh Hales is that he is not attracted to males or females, his sexual preferences are towards salmon.
Guy 1: That guy totally looks like a pro chess player, i will make sure to stay clear of him in chess club.

Guy 2: I also saw his man thong through his jeans, he must be a Josh Hales

Guy 3: I was thinking that when i saw him getting sexy with a salmon
josh hales by The apple core reb October 13, 2013

josh hinds 

The biggest fucking lad ever known to man. He has a massive cock and will use it to slay any womans pussy he sees. Tasty plaice
Josh hinds: im josh hinds and i love women.
Women: i love josh hinds
josh hinds by Average_lad December 11, 2022

Josh Hawley 

When someone shits on top of a clogged toilet.
My kid did a Josh Hawley and now I have to buy a new toilet.
Josh Hawley by LibMom January 10, 2021
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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