Josh H 

So fucking short

Can i go on that ride?
No Josh H you're too fucking short

Josh H by Steven Jobbyson November 15, 2018

Josh H 

Josh’s, specially someone named Josh Hayes has a big dick.

Omg josh Hayes has a Josh H

Josh H by Bedum7 May 26, 2019

Josh eroding his mapping Macbook, but without the s,h,r,o,d,i,n,g,p,c and b 

You'll figure it out

A: Hey, remember when Steve Jobs almost died of Ligma and met Joe?
B: Who's Joe?
A: Josh eroding his mapping Macbook, but without the s,h,r,o,d,i,n,g,p,c and b

Josh eroding his mapping Macbook, but without the s,h,r,o,d,i,n,g,p,c and b by DougDimmaDave January 2, 2022

Josh Homme 

Josh Homme, is the 6'4 ginger giant and the most under-rated genious of this day and age, some would even go as far as calling him the new, back to roots, ZAPPA!!! He's from Palm Desert has done Desert Sessions, is a founding member of Kyuss, Drums for the Eagles of Death Metal, is in the 5:15ER's, and is the frontman and lead guitarist of QUEENS OF THE STONE AGE!!!

He is a the most original guitarist in todays music and the only person who could possibly come close to matching him would be Jack White. With a keen sense of rhythmn he combines great bluesy like licks with rigid riffs to make some of the most original music known to man. He is also very secretive about his gear, as it gives him his tone, which would be described as a warm, droning, slightly washed out, sustain filled,rock n' roll goodness.

He is also the man of Brody Dalle.

When I saw Josh Homme playin' that Ovation GP my wannabee ass just had to get one!!!

How do I get that awesome tone you ask!?
Well.........

ANCIENT CHINESE SECRET!!!!

Josh Homme by Swifty Cumberdale July 14, 2006

josh hales 

A person resembling the typical brown chess player sharing characteristics with a donkey such as extreme stubbornness. A Josh Hales usually will own very sexual clothing such as a man thong and have high levels of leg hair. A Josh Hales is usually part of a secret government agency and fights crime on a regular basis. The key thing to remember about A Josh Hales is that he is not attracted to males or females, his sexual preferences are towards salmon.

Guy 1: That guy totally looks like a pro chess player, i will make sure to stay clear of him in chess club.

Guy 2: I also saw his man thong through his jeans, he must be a Josh Hales

Guy 3: I was thinking that when i saw him getting sexy with a salmon

josh hales by The apple core reb October 13, 2013

josh hinds 

The biggest fucking lad ever known to man. He has a massive cock and will use it to slay any womans pussy he sees. Tasty plaice

Josh hinds: im josh hinds and i love women.
Women: i love josh hinds

josh hinds by Average_lad December 11, 2022

Josh Hawley 

When someone shits on top of a clogged toilet.

My kid did a Josh Hawley and now I have to buy a new toilet.

Josh Hawley by LibMom January 10, 2021