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He is such a josel and the best part is, he's mine.
josel by Mrs. Josel January 20, 2008
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An ordinary man and talented. Simple not attractive but if you know him or will be your friend he will always make you smile and happy. He loves his family also his mom. Josel is always here at your side when you need him. Josel is a good friend to everyone, he always in trouble because of his rudes. A sensitive man and soft hearted. Fast attracted to someone If he had wants he will do anything to win on it, Josel is not fast to give-up. Josel is a jealous guy and fast attracted to a woman but he had a someone in his heart. Josel is talkative everyone around him will be his close and always says a promises even he will not surely know if it will happen.
Did you see josel?
Yeah! Why?
His is fast to fall avoid him
Josel by Darkchoco October 7, 2021
Related Words
Hey son, I want you to cook some steamed Josel... with butter
Josel by Kamatis-kun July 4, 2020
Literally means potato or ghosts in other regions
Hey, she just gone out of nowhere... she must be a Josel...
Josel by Kamatis-kun July 11, 2020

Joel Michael Singer

A little bitch. A male Karen.

An entitled trust fund douche bag with a small penis. Enjoys cheap tequila, acting tough and sucker punching waitstaff before becoming well aquatinted with a choke hold from Henry Rollins’ cheerier personality.

Doesn’t learn his lesson and uses daddies money to Streisand effect his actions across the internet.
Dude, stop being such a Joel Michael Singer. Pussy is running away from us faster than Usain Bolt.
On a rare occasion, it's when a person hits the jackpot in the lottery and due to their extreme excited, has an orgasm at the same time.
"OH GOD.... I HAVE BEEN JOELED.... AH YEAH! IT FEELS SO GOOD!"
or
"OH GOD! Oh god, yes! I've won the lottery! ... I'm having an orgasm..."
Joeled by MichaelJCaboose December 19, 2014

Vinesauce Joel 

A Swedish streamer whos most known jokes are of a bootleg videogame of Mario, and screaming "louter, pee pee poo poo, and other beautiful Swedish words.
You stink of pee pee poo poo

Oh god its Vinesauce Joel
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
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Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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