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Josebe is the kind of girl that is into fashion. When someone is well dressed she's a josebe! Also a really cool person who loves her friends!
Wow look at that girl her outfit is sooo cool
Yeah she is a total josebe!

My friend josebe is the best!
Josebe by Olaolaola November 22, 2021
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She’s the most amazing friend you could ask for. She’s always got my back and I got hers. She is admired by everyone because of her amazing looks and perfect mind. She’s the kind of person that you can call crying and get off the phone laughing. She makes my day everyday and I couldn’t ask for a better best friend. She’s loyal, trustworthy and honest, whether it be to her friends or partner. If you got you a Josée, hold her tight and never let her go because you’ll never find someone better!!
“Yo man Josée totally just made my day”
“Of course, that’s just what she does!”
Josée by Iworkforpizzatbh May 2, 2018

joebeidos 

usually a joebeidos and portrays a stupid person that has a fetish for toes
Anthony: Hey did u see that curly cotton head joebeidos?

Arthur: yes, he was rude to me and said he was a avagadro
joebeidos by Joebeids July 10, 2019
A smart and beautiful girl that will make you laugh everytime you are with her. She may look mean or serious but she's not, trust me. She will always make you laugh when she shows you memes or weird photos of her.
Bro Josabet is so short
Josabet by _ur.mom.is.with.me_ January 11, 2019

marie-josee 

the most amazing girl you will ever meet, funny, caring, loving, beautiful, usually tall, fit, and very sexy. Is a man's best choice for a girlfriend because she is a very nurturing and devoted girlfriend. Loves romance, passion, but is also a freak in bed! Very sexual yet innocent, classy, humble, and honest at the same time. She is the epitome o f a true Lady. She may come off as annoying weird or phony at first, but when you get to know her you see her beautiful true colors shine as she is the complete oposite of any negative things.
Mj is the best, i wish she wanted me.
I want to bring Marie-Josee home to my family
marie-josee by nicolas james September 22, 2012

joshberg 

noun-a jewish chode who has a lot of "cool shit" with his drug money. takes pride in being a dick. is often found socializing with slutty stupid bitches and fat minions. it is not uncommon to want to kill a joshberg, and it wouldn't be hard since he only does upperbody at the gym.
DUDE STOP BEING SUCH A FUCKING JOSHBERG!
joshberg by THE BERGANATOR May 2, 2011
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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