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Joscelyn
Joscelyn where to ever start with this girl.Joscelyn is a loyal trustworthy best friend for life she is like a delight rose lovely and she is glowing with the with the essence of something to delightful to know.Joscelyn is a fun loving party animal cause when she walks in every one knows that she is there to get it started up in there . But after all the fun she is still a hard worker no matter what she will always find a way for the work to get done . An joscelyn has a bright glowing smile that can lighten the world up with joy and laughter . Has a heart of pure gold so kind,nice,sweet,and caring.But joscelyn has a secret side to .Joscelyn will be there by your side no matter the state of being.And joscelyn has a face too beautiful to describe her loveliness of her features her face all the beautiness of everything combined cannot even describe how lovely it is.Also her hair is the most important part of her look it's very silky soft and it essence is so amazing it's just bursting with exquisite smells.Then those eyes that she has can help you see through the worst of times just looking into those lovely eyes can take you alway on a other journey far far away into a place of just joy and no horror.There is much more to joscelyn to tell but you will just have to find out yourself.
Joscelyn by Joscelyn Amber January 30, 2017
Joscelynn
The greatest person you’ll ever meet . She nice and very beautiful just doesn’t know it. She likes the wrong guys but still manages to to like them. Never let a Joscelynn go cause as much of a pain they can be they are the most loyal and loving people you’ll ever meet. Also they are very good with dogs FYI.
Joscelynn by Tiana elonor November 26, 2019
Joscelyn
The most understanding, sweetest, and deepest, old soul you will meet. She has a bunch of her own problems, so don't judge her from the first moment you meet her. She always listens to your problems and will stay up on the phone with you till 2 am, but not later, cause nothing good happens past 2 am ;) She has AMAZING hair that everybody wants and looks good in any hairstyle. She is the most trusting girl you will ever meet, so don't worry about trusting her with a secret. Once you meet her, she's a little modest, but once you get to know her, she will become one of your best friends. However, she can get a little annoying sometimes, but hey, don't we all? Also, she loves potatoes, cats, and apparently owls...
Joscelyn by your local lesbo June 3, 2017
joscelyne
Baddest bitch in town. Down to earth kind of girl but fuck with her and you get your ass beat. Loyal to fullest if you keep it real with her cause she keep it 100. Humurous, intelligent and killer looks.
I need a Joscelyne in my life.
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.